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- Minecraft 26.1
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[[Now updated to the 26.2 Chaos Cubed drop for Minecraft: Java Edition]]
OTHER CHANGES INCLUDIATED:
[[Enspamting Table(TM) Texture Pack is not scientifically proven to increase the size of projectiles and takes no legal or ethical responsibility for any misconception in such regard. Do not take Enspamting Table(TM) Texture Pack if you are pregnant, elderly, or averse to disclosing your credit card information to online spam accounts]]
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO [[Getting stronger]]? MAKE YOUR [[Hyperlink Blocked]] MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked]]? WELL I HAVE JUST THE DEAL FOR [[Well-meaning and respectable]] LIGHT NER'S LIKE YOU! FOR THE LOW-LOW PRICE OF [[All my]] KROMER AND [[Between 0 and 0.0 ]] Pipis, YOU TOO CAN BE A BIG SHOT!
[[Now updated to the 26.2 Chaos Cubed drop for Minecraft: Java Edition]]
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BIG SHARP = Sharpness
TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL = Smite
GET RID OF THOSE PESKY = Bane of Arthropods
SHOVE ME AWAY = Knockback
[Terminate Employment] ASPECT = Fire Aspect
[Go missing in] OUR $WEEPSTAKES! = Sweeping Edge
F00LPROOF PROTECTION! = Protection
GET RID OF BURNS FOR = Fire Protection
FALL [from] GRACE = Feather Falling
OBS1DIAN SHIELD? WRONG [Terraria]! = Blast Protection
BECOM3 BULLETPROOF FOR = Projectile Protection
A BREATHE OF FR33DOM = Respiration
[Buy AquaMine now!] = Aqua Affinity
JOGGING [[with the fishes]] = Depth Strider
HEY IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME? = Frost Walker
[HeartShapedObject] HASTE = Soul Speed
[Rates] = Efficiency
[Fluffy] AXE = Silk Touch
[Never break a tool again!] = Unbreaking
PAY WITH THEIR [Rapidly-Shrinking] LIFE'S! = Looting
[Multiply your mining profits CHEAP!] = Fortune
LUCKY LITTLE [[Sea]] = Luck of the Sea
MEET SINGLE [Fish in the sea] NEAR YOU! = Lure
BIG SHOT = Power
3X the [[Fire]]power = Flame
[[Kick me]] = Punch
[Multiply your arrows, only $19.95!] = Infinity
[[ThornRing]] = Thorns
[Transfer KROMER and get durability FREE!] = Mending
[[Terms and Agreements]] = Curse of Binding
DISAPPEAR LIKE THE OTHERS = Curse of Vanishing
[[Silly Strings]] = Loyalty
STAB [You in the back] HARDER! = Impaling
WATCH ME FLY, [[Mama!]] = Riptide
YOU ARE A FALSE GOD = Channeling
MULTI SHOTS = Multishot
[[Insta-Load!]] = Quick Charge
RIP A HOLE THROUGH YOUR = Piercing
GOTTA GO [[$neaking]] = Swift Sneak (based on a suggestion in the comments)
JUST LIKE MY BROTHER = Density
PURCHASE ANTI-ARMOR!!! = Breach
[[Also try Hollow Knight!]] = Wind Burst
PLUNGER = Lunge
TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL = Smite
GET RID OF THOSE PESKY = Bane of Arthropods
SHOVE ME AWAY = Knockback
[Terminate Employment] ASPECT = Fire Aspect
[Go missing in] OUR $WEEPSTAKES! = Sweeping Edge
F00LPROOF PROTECTION! = Protection
GET RID OF BURNS FOR = Fire Protection
FALL [from] GRACE = Feather Falling
OBS1DIAN SHIELD? WRONG [Terraria]! = Blast Protection
BECOM3 BULLETPROOF FOR = Projectile Protection
A BREATHE OF FR33DOM = Respiration
[Buy AquaMine now!] = Aqua Affinity
JOGGING [[with the fishes]] = Depth Strider
HEY IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME? = Frost Walker
[HeartShapedObject] HASTE = Soul Speed
[Rates] = Efficiency
[Fluffy] AXE = Silk Touch
[Never break a tool again!] = Unbreaking
PAY WITH THEIR [Rapidly-Shrinking] LIFE'S! = Looting
[Multiply your mining profits CHEAP!] = Fortune
LUCKY LITTLE [[Sea]] = Luck of the Sea
MEET SINGLE [Fish in the sea] NEAR YOU! = Lure
BIG SHOT = Power
3X the [[Fire]]power = Flame
[[Kick me]] = Punch
[Multiply your arrows, only $19.95!] = Infinity
[[ThornRing]] = Thorns
[Transfer KROMER and get durability FREE!] = Mending
[[Terms and Agreements]] = Curse of Binding
DISAPPEAR LIKE THE OTHERS = Curse of Vanishing
[[Silly Strings]] = Loyalty
STAB [You in the back] HARDER! = Impaling
WATCH ME FLY, [[Mama!]] = Riptide
YOU ARE A FALSE GOD = Channeling
MULTI SHOTS = Multishot
[[Insta-Load!]] = Quick Charge
RIP A HOLE THROUGH YOUR = Piercing
GOTTA GO [[$neaking]] = Swift Sneak (based on a suggestion in the comments)
JUST LIKE MY BROTHER = Density
PURCHASE ANTI-ARMOR!!! = Breach
[[Also try Hollow Knight!]] = Wind Burst
PLUNGER = Lunge
OTHER CHANGES INCLUDIATED:
- Enchanted Book = LoadedDisk
- Lapis Lazuli = Pipis
- Experience = KROMER
- Librarian = [[#1 Rated Salesman1997]]
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[[Enspamting Table(TM) Texture Pack is not scientifically proven to increase the size of projectiles and takes no legal or ethical responsibility for any misconception in such regard. Do not take Enspamting Table(TM) Texture Pack if you are pregnant, elderly, or averse to disclosing your credit card information to online spam accounts]]
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Update 1.3.2 : by iAmUncreative 06/16/2026 11:33:22 amJune 16 @ 3:33 pm UTC
- Removed unused XP bar sprites.
- Changed the title screen.
- Removed sounds because I found out that using sfx from other media is against copyright rules.
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Swift Sneak = SNEAKING [[Around]] THE MANSION
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Swift Sneak = GOTTA GO [[fast]
its silly i know lol