You may think killing a creeper is just about getting in the first hit before it blows.. if so, then you're an idiot. it takes skill, cunning, well timed and quick reactions, and above all. A merciless heart. these are Aegyptius's 10 steps to: Kill a Creeper.

1: Make sure the creeper you are looking to kill is really a creeper. ex: I once stabbed this super badass creeper at minecon.. turned out to be some little kid visiting with his family, it was self defense i swear !!!

2: Educate yourself on what they do every.. minute.. of.. the.. day.. if you're planning on killing a creeper you need to know who, what, where, when, and why he's doing everything he's doing, every second of every minute of the day. I want you to know when he showers, sleeps, eats, cleans, i even want you to know when he *does his bizzzz* to that cute pig on porktube

3: Learn his relationships, hit him in his weak spots. he has kids? burn um. he has a girlfriend(s)? Burn them too. Tear all fear out of this demon just like he scared you shitless those countless number of times he's cornered you in the mines. all problems, inside or out of minecraft can be solved by a bucket of lava, and a 3x3 hole... Trust me

4: Lure him out of hiding with promises of tnt, swords, and all the virgin piggies a creeper could ask for. Creepers loveeee da' pig bitches

5: Setup an intricate redstone trap to isolate him while he's lured out by the virgin piggies. Any trap could work from a simple wall, to a giant battlefield inside his mind, to keep him going insane for years to come! Never to awake from this... sorry... getting ahead of myself here

6: Kill his friends/family/children right outside of the trap and litter the place with their blood! make him go through the tortures you endured whilst watching your friends being torn limb from limb by his predecessors! (plus it's really fun)

7: Eat the virgin piggy you lured him out with. Wouldn't want you to run out of food while you're already on step 7!!

8: Stop Hitler from ever being brought to power! he's the creepers role models, look at their mid torso while torturing him.. there's a small nazi sign on his lower left chest...

9: Ready your weapons, or just grab a stick! Yanno, if you wanna go full out apeshit on this creep!

10: Gather your friends, smear the blood of his relatives on your weapons and go to town on this creeper! Torture him. Beat him. Drain him of all sanity.

Or yanno you could have just stabbed him with a diamond sword right off the bat, i personally just like my way better haha!!! Now you know how to properly kill a creep, peace!