11 things wrong with Endermen

`1 YOU LOOKED AT ME DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 They sound like my grandpa in the bathroom after diner 3 PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!! *teleports into water* ....sup? 4 *kills enderman* wheres the block it was in his hand? 5 *stares at enderman through glass* *enderman teleports inside house* *turns around* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6 "what is wrong with you?"
" im just riding in a minecart." "with your legs sticking out like a battering ram?"yup pretty much." 7 you cant see me!!!!!! here I am no here I am no here I am.... YOU DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8 DIAMONDS!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *enderman comes up* NOPE *scares player so much they fall in lava* 9 hes killing me do something iron golem!....nope I am best buds with the enderman. 10 they chase the ender dragon but cant catch him EVER so expect endstone rockets in 1.7
11 they sound like they are possessed by a fart demon.