Hey guys this is 299 ways to die in minecraft pt 1!





1. Hunger


2. Forest fire


3. Disrespecting notch


4. Staring directly at the sun


5. Boating off of a waterfall


6. Confusing the void with the end portal


7. Blindly walking into your cactus farm


8. finding out the house you just blew up was the admin's


9. Drowning under an ice ocean


10. Being pulled in by the fish your about to pull in.


11. Hooking a creeper with a fishing pole


12. Riding a pig off a cliff


13. Pouring a lava bucket on yourself


14. Making a very small house and waking up inside the wall


15. trying to mount the enderdragon


16. You let your mom try to kill a n00b.


17. You join a server and say "Im a noob dont kill me."


18. Taking a bathroom break during nighttime.


19. Thinking that gold is better than iron.


20. TNT backfire.


21. The iron golem you didn't see untill you attacked that villager.


22. Forgetting you dont have ladders down your mineshaft.


23. Jumping in the lava pool to find your diamond.


24. Eating a spider eye during a PVP fight.


25. Throwing a potion of insta-damage at yourself.


26. Accidently enter a mob arena.


27. Thinking rotten flesh is bacon.


28. Typing /kill


29. Pushed off cliff by chicken


30. Your grandma falls asleep, falls on the keyboard and makes you fall into a monster spawner.


31. Tripping into an end portal.


32. Spawning right over a pit of lava in the nether


33. Catching your hands on fire while taking iron out of your furnace.


34. Not seeing the twenty zombie pigmen behind the one you just killed.


35. Thinking that diamond armor on the guy was only a skin.


36. Step off the plate early in a survival games.


37. Wearing a pumpkin backwards, and stumble off the same cliff listed in numbers12 and 29.

38. Taking potions from strangers.