Once there was a Pig named Bob. Bob wandered though the grasslands wondering "what is my purpose in Minecraft?" Then Bob knew it. He saw Steve kill his Mom and Dad. Bob thought "our only purpose is to be KILLED!" Then Steve saw Bob. Steve Sprinted toward Bob holding a Diamond Sword. Steve said "Porkchops!" and knocked Bob out. Then Bob woke up in a farm. Or as Bob thought is as Prison. Then he saw Steve Milking the cows. The Cows were "Mooing" in Horror. Bob thought "I need to save those poor cows!" But it was impossible to jump over a fence. Nobody had ever done it. Then Bob gave it a try and... He did it! Then Steve saw it happen. Steve spammed in the chat "MY PIG MY PIG IS USING HACKS!" everyone said "quit spamming" and "there are no hacks" Bob was free! And he freed all the Mobs! Like the pigs,cows,chickens,horses, and even all the mobs in steves Nether Portal and End world! Bob became a hero!
The End

Or is it!