Hello, seeing as though potatoes i shall begin....

Part 1.
Once upon a time a boy was walking down his street minding his own buisness when he was abducted by aliens. He thought he should just shoot them with his AK-47 but he thought he could find information off them. it turns out they had just been fired from KFC and were struggling to pay rent so he shot them and stole there clothes. but then their parents came...

To Be CoNtInUeD...