IRL AARON:Hello Aaron.
AAROND001:Hey Aaron.
So...you live in Minecraft. Yes?
Indeed I do. I'm...forced to.
Why is that?
Well, you should know, seeing as you're the one who payed 20 euro to get me stuck in here.
I'm...sorry about that.
...Don't mention it...
Anyways. I'm here to interview you.
You don't say. Seeing as you never talk to me. And all you ever do is control me like a puppet.
Aaron...
Just get this over with...

What do you do for a living?
You know already.
THEY don't...
Who?
Planet Minecraft...
Like I'd care about them...
AARON!
...I build...Medieval...and I terraform and stuff...
Are you a Survival person?
Not really, but I seem to die a lot when you get bored and decide to play some minigames. You're really bad at them, you know.
...Why did I buy you again?
Don't ask me.


Talk to me about your skin.
What skin? Oh, the one that forced me to change my appearence just for your pleasure?
Just tell me about it...
...It's Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog. Dummy.
Yeah, well the public might not know him, will they?
Oh, of course! I FORGOT that I cared SO MUCH about the Planet Minecraft community! <3
*sigh* He's sorry, readers...
No I'm no-
SHUT UP.

Tell me more about your building powers.
They're not that special...
You can conjure any block from mid-air! You can fly! AND YOU CAN'T DIE!
Yeah, 2 things: only when you force me to, and so can 20 million others...
Yeah, but...forget it...what's your favorite block?
Cake.
Cake? ...OF ALL THE BLOCKS IN THE WORLD, AND YOU CHOOSE CAKE.
Yeah, because I wish I could shove it in your face...
...
What block do YOU like?
Oh, I don't know, I like the woods because you can combine them in different combi-
Oh god...Ban me already...

Look, one final question, then I'll let you go back to...whatever you do offline.
Die?
That is morbid. Very morbid.
Well it's true.
Keep it for your mother.
You want me to tell Mojang?
Just shut up and let me get on with this.
Fine. Meany.
What servers do you like the best.
OK, 2 things:
What now?
1: It's not my favourite servers, I'm forced to go on them. and 2: ADVERTISING!! BLEEEP! BLEEEP!
Oh come on, I get good money for this!
What you gonna do with that money huh? Buy more accounts to suffer like me?
I should never have interviewed you. I must be crazy.
You must be. You're talking to yourself.
Huh?




Don't worry, I'm not going crazy...yet. This is just something I conjured after I realised that I was bored out of my tree.

Leave a diamond or like if you enjoyed it, idk really, but AaronD001 would be pleased.

No I wouldn't.

SHUT UP!