I was playing multiplayer in hunger games and didn't know you weren't allowed to look an enderman in the eye and when he came to me he scared the hell out of me!!!!!!!!!!

got punched in the face by a zombie................. that punch knocked me off a cliff down a hole into stronghold end portal where i was killed by the enderdragon... i hate that zombie

I thought i was playing on my singleplayer but accidentaly joined my server (i had just woke up so i did not know WTF i was doing).

My friend (who uses pirated minecraft) joined as "Creeper101", I then realised i was on my server, I then heard footsteps behind me, thinking it was my friend i didn't care and typed "Haha, nice try you ain't scaring me"

I turn around its a bunch of zombies (I did not place torches down since I used a nightvision potion), I killed em all, I then turn around to keep on mining, when i do 2 creepers explode in my face.

I was like thats fine i got keep inventory on. then i looked at the chat my friend had turned it off.

Needless to say i gave him prefix called "Troll" after i made my server a bukkit server.

I was jumping of a cliff into water and half way down i was shot mid-air and landed in a DEEP pit XD