BPT -

If you think that I am a potato..
Then, man, you gotta look twice
I ain't no potato
And my grammar suck right nao
You thunk wrong!
I thunk write!
You thaynk left!
I thaynk downnnnn!

If you think I look like a potato...
Then you should change you're opinion soon!
Because my fist is hard
And your face is gonna be flat!!!

If you think you're a potato....
Then you are right
Though I do get muscle spasms in my arm...
So you better look left

If you think my alarm clock's a potato..
Then you should leave
My alarm clock's my best friend
And fist's gonna meet your sleeve!

If you think my cat's a potato...
I'm gonna punch you now!!!
Because you don't mess with my cat
Or you die with the cows!
(I hope no one special get's that hamburger!)

So only think of yourself as a potato..
'Cuz I can read miiiindz!
If grammar is bad an you like good
Thens you shald dye nows