Just so y'all know, Carl & the AI Fairyland (FAIryland for short) is taking a hiatus. We'll be back on August 19, so the good news is that Carl the beloved Mineplex Creeper will finally take a break from all of those silly shenanigans AI has wrote over the months.

"Well, how do you do! I can finally take a break. Now I can know what I can do with this island." Carl set up an Umbrella and beach chair to chillax the entire day. Suddenly, a herd of pirate ships appeared from the mist of the high seas.
"Arrrrgh," cried a female captain. "What fancy luck! This island has the exact thing we needed."
"Which is?" asked Carl.
"Oh. My. Booty. Grab it, quick, boys!" Thus, the entire male crew of the pirate ships hoarded the island.
"Jee, I wonder if there's any pirate treasure buried-"
It was at this moment that he knew.
"Wait, me?"
"Affermative," answered the main Commander. "Stun it now!"
Carl could only get the O of his OK out before he passed out be a sharp electricity ray. The men threw Carl up onto the lead ship, and Carl could barely hear the captain say, "Alright, take the boys to the facility!" before a bell rang twice, causing all of the ships to sail south.
The first thing Carl heard the next day was a very familiar 11 note theme. He had heard that jingle millions, billions of times in the past before this moment. The theme played again at a much higher pitch. It sang again at a very low pitch. It played once more at normal pitch, except the 2nd to last note was not there. Carl almost thought he heard an oink.
"Wh-hu-huh? What is... This pl...a...ace?" Another familiar theme began to march into his invisible ears.
"He's, he's awake," said the Captain. "Excuse me, are you a boy or a girl?"
"A girl."
"Oh, that... no, that's."
"I was joking, I'm a boy."
"Oh, oh, good...! You need to come, with us for a moment. *sneeze* Ok." Captain took Carl down to the bottom of the ship to the main science navy to tell him what this is about.
"Am I needed for the treasure, Ms. Captain?"
"Yes," she said. "There's supposed to be a certain... thing on the island. Only the male creeper can ever connect to that. I can't tell you more."
"Oh, I see... so why are we here?"
"So we can get the dolphin's grace to speed the boat more."
"Ahhhh."
Stay back, we're nearly the-aaaargh.

After another hour, the hundred ships had finally arrived at the island where the treasure was buried.
"Well, can you tell me now?" asked Carl to the Captain after everyone had set foot or paw onto the island. The Captain looked at Carl.
"Ok, we need ye for something. *sniff* Ye can't tell anyone. It's yer problem. Now ye just gotta wait. An no talking to anyone. Do yer hear?"
"Hrmm... yeah, ok. Oh. What's for dinner?"
"Dinner? That's obvious, you Jim lad!"
"Ahh, that wait what?" Carl could never believe it in the past. The crew tied poor Carl up in ropes and took them to a big mountain, where a cave held the treasure. This is when he realized he was acting as bait for a creature that was secretly blocking the locked cave entrance. Carl tried to nudge out of the rope, but it was far too tight up his neck; he could barely even get a single gust of mist into his invisible nostrils.
Out came an extinct fox variant - possibly the only remaining one. She was a large one, the color of cobblestone fringed and hinged down her tail to her throat, she'd begin chomping down any target the moment they landed within her ultra-sharp Sony-quality point of view.
Luckily for Mr. Carl, the fox did not eat him. Instead, the pirates used him to lure her far away from the entrance.
After Carl came back, Captain placed her fist onto the circle of the pattern on the door. After the rest of the pattern began to emit a cyan light, the captain knocked the 11-note theme that Carl had heard before. The entrance opened horizontally.

The pirates and Carl tip-toed into the cave so the fox would not have any major suspicions. Thus, a yellow beam rose from the center, revealing a big treasure chest on a small quartz pillar. Captain told everyone to stand back, then rubbed her hands tightly next in front of the chest, wiggled her fingers, and...
"Wait, how are we gonna open the chest without the netherite key?" says the other pirates and Carl coincidently in unison.
"Oh, yes, she's right over here." Suddenly, a netherite-coloured key appeared in Captain's left pocket. She gave a small blow to the key.
Captain told everyone to stand back, then rubbed her hands tightly next in front of the chest, wiggled her fingers, and placed the key in the hole. The yellow light dimmed, and a stronger white light shined from above. She opened the chest to reveal...
"Oh, yes! I thought it was one of these babies. This will definitely not come in handy now."
The captain held up a pirate-themed wetsuit and violet snorkeling mask.
"Groan, I should have guessed by this moment," shrugged Carl the Mineplex Creeper.
"Swimmin' equipment that will decrease the difficulty of accessing the real treas-yarrrrrrgh!"
"Hurr-arrrrrrrgh," cheered the pirates. The chest began to grow, unveiling enough swimming equipment for the whole crew - even an old-fashioned diving helmet for our hero, the green explosive creature.
"MOB, thank you very much," said Carl.

After assembling their swash-buckling swash-buckles, they dove into the 7th sea, around in a big descending circle around the island that looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and found a submerged cave with another locked entrance, this time, guarded by a giant, evil pufferfish. When she bloats, her-
"I thought the legend said it was a guy?" said a muffled Captain.
Ah, yes, when HE bloats, HIS projectiles are so poisonous, any target would disappear upon HIS wrath.
"Good," exclaimed a furious Carl.
"I'm not- but I'm not furious at all. I'll just feed Mr. Pufferfish a carrot like the meme."

"And now he's a passive mawb. Now let's get outta here," he continued.
After they reached the air part of the cave, the crew took of their helmets. Captain placed her fist onto the circle of the pattern on the door. After the rest of the pattern began to emit a cyan light, the captain knocked the 11-note jingle from before. The entrance opened horizontally.
"Hurray, treasure," exclaimed the pirates. What was after the entrance was a giant golden room filled with jewels and blocks, enough for all. The commander and captain Carl an necklace in return of him "helping" with the quest.
"But I didn't do anything," he said. "You can have it, as a token of all reruns of this episode."
"Reruns? This is only a blog."
"Yes."
"Well I'd like to, but you can have-"
"Whoops, all out of time, gotta go, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........!"
The captain and her crew were suddenly teleported to their ship and they set sail again to find more treasurrrrrrrrrrre. As for the beloved Mineplex Creeper, let's say he went home and tried to kiss his wife on the cheek but missed entirely and kissed her directly on her belly button.

"Wait, creepers have belly buttons?" asked Carl's wife. "I know creepers are mammals, but I- ohhhh, accordin' to Google-éy, ALL mammals have belly butt-ons."
"Ahhhhhhhhh," said Carl. "Welp that's the pilot Season 2 will probably release in November 2023 or later."
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