Anidorays!

Anidorays is a war cry of the MBFBDNKMP (Massive Big Fat Beserkers Don't kill me please) yep! :D
The war cry is only used when some one is about to die,
for example their 50th chief: Hairy Chest died because his cook hadn't put any salt on his fried potatoes for breakfast.
The Legacy went on to their 500th cheif, this is the story i'm about to tell you!

Hadook the 7th was an ordinary boy in the MBFBDNKMP,
when i say ordinary i mean, he wasn't a beserker, he wasn't a master fighter, he wasn't even a miner!
One day in the IGKYP (I'm gunna kill you proccess) Hadook took out his sword in his left hand, he dropped it onto his foot!
All his teacher said was BE MORE OF A WARRIOR USELESS...

Hadooks had 2 friends who were brothers, Stinky Armpit and
Nostrils the 3rd. They were like Hadook, USELESS!
The night after he had dropped his sword on his foot Stinky Armpit and Nostrils the 3rd came to visit him, they were playing a game with Hadook's stone Chess set which didn't
happen to be Chess when suddenly a messenger came into their room! "Hadook, The 499th cheif is dead, Your the new chief" "WHAT?!, How did he die?" "A serius coughing fit" "..."!
The next morning Hadook set to work, commanding an army of boys alot stronger than him: Bug Brain, Mud Brain, Ant Nest, Cow Sock and Stinky Armpit and Nostrils the 3rd but when i say 'Strong' i'm not including Stinky Armpit and Nostrils the 3rd. Then he showed Mrs. Cow how to nit for the island and she opened a shop selling socks and jumpers all made by her the next day!

Next day he fired the old IGKYP teacher in his new job as a baker because he was making worm cakes and selling them for 10 Berserkians Each (A Beserkian is their Currency).
But; He found what was going to happen! He found the book of the 50th chief; But he swore to break the legacy.

BC 12000000/1/1 (12000000= year 1 after=month 1 after=day)
Hadook Meet up with the chief of the IASTBDAI tribe (I'm supposed to be dumb aren't I tribe) to talk about what he was going to do with his tribe \/ | \/ | \/ ? He told him the legacy and that he swore to undo it but he wasn't so lucky in doing that!!!

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The next morning Hadook went down stairs and had some fried potatoes, BUT, the cook forgot to put salt on so when Hadook tasted them; he dropped to the floor, dead!
Not Long afterwards The cook was exexuted for Murdure!

Hopefully you enjoyed this story as much as I enjoyed writing it :D,
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