Creeper Jokes!

Picture above ^^^^^^ for this one:One time a guy entered his house followed by a creeper.Luckily he closed it before it got in.But it stayed at his door.So "OH NO!!ITS AT MY DOOR!!!"

*one above is No.1* 2.*Knocking on door* Steve:Who is it? Creeper: LET ME IN!!!THERES AN ENDERMAN AFTER ME!!! Steve:OH NO!Get in!! Creeper:Hehehe DUMMY!THIS IS 1.7.3 NOT 1.8!!!

Steve:oh no.... Creeper:BOOM!!!!

3.*Creeper at door* Steve goes to sleep,wakes up,opens door then BOOM!!*creeper explode*

4.Guy rides minecart,runs into a creeper riding minecart then BOOM!!

5.Creeper:Thatssssssssss a very nice house you got there.It would be a shame if something happened to it.

*BOOM*

6.Steve runs into a creeper on multiplayer.*BOOM* Message appears saying "Steve hugged a creeper"

*Steve died*

7.Creeper has a shovel Steve:I'm safe in here. *Creeper digs under house then in*

Steve:PLZ DONT EXPLODE!!!! Creeper:Hehehe BOOM!!!!!!!