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Hello comrades, we're here in another DarkNews episode...
Our first great new is that we're gonna open a contest to decide the new cover image for DarkNews, it will probably be a jam, idk, we're gonna be doing all the plans...
So, let's start with the news!
In an archaeological digsite in Türkiye they found an ancient Indo-European language that no one knew before, so it is a mystery its meaning, but not as mysterious as the milk-buying dads eater that makes all fathers who go to buy milk to the store disappear forever...
A "giant" spider fossil was found in Australia... There are some things to comment here...
1: It is not a great new because Australia is not know for anything else that is not spiders, dangerous animals, Sidney and losing against emus...
2: Who wrote the news!? What was their need to type giant between ""!?
3: That person also forgot to write the size of the fossil so now due to he forgetting even his own name now we don't know what's considered as "giant" for them... Congratulations, writer!
France realized how stupid they are so they finally announced that they're gonna leave Niger alone after all the pressure... But knowing France they will keep trying their stuff, just like when you skipp all your classes then you try to pass the year with good notes but you realize it's impossible so you just give up and surrender to fail.
And finally, Canada provoked a great polemic after they presented at a meeting with Zelenskyy a WW2 nutzi Ukrainian veteran, so Poland wants to judge this man for possible warcrimes and stuff, and Ukraine never said something about this, which actually makes it a little suspicious the fact they didn't complain about inviting this veteran to the meeting with Zelenskyy... All this bizarre news may be a sign of people now having to say Sieg Heil! to show their support for Ukraine... So, if you really support Ukraine you should get out to the street and shout out SIEG HEIL! in public.
And with this we finish this episode, remember that the jokes said here are merely jokes, if you get offended by them, go away, you don't deserve getting contact with Rob or people similar to him...
Our first great new is that we're gonna open a contest to decide the new cover image for DarkNews, it will probably be a jam, idk, we're gonna be doing all the plans...
So, let's start with the news!
In an archaeological digsite in Türkiye they found an ancient Indo-European language that no one knew before, so it is a mystery its meaning, but not as mysterious as the milk-buying dads eater that makes all fathers who go to buy milk to the store disappear forever...
A "giant" spider fossil was found in Australia... There are some things to comment here...
1: It is not a great new because Australia is not know for anything else that is not spiders, dangerous animals, Sidney and losing against emus...
2: Who wrote the news!? What was their need to type giant between ""!?
3: That person also forgot to write the size of the fossil so now due to he forgetting even his own name now we don't know what's considered as "giant" for them... Congratulations, writer!
France realized how stupid they are so they finally announced that they're gonna leave Niger alone after all the pressure... But knowing France they will keep trying their stuff, just like when you skipp all your classes then you try to pass the year with good notes but you realize it's impossible so you just give up and surrender to fail.
And finally, Canada provoked a great polemic after they presented at a meeting with Zelenskyy a WW2 nutzi Ukrainian veteran, so Poland wants to judge this man for possible warcrimes and stuff, and Ukraine never said something about this, which actually makes it a little suspicious the fact they didn't complain about inviting this veteran to the meeting with Zelenskyy... All this bizarre news may be a sign of people now having to say Sieg Heil! to show their support for Ukraine... So, if you really support Ukraine you should get out to the street and shout out SIEG HEIL! in public.
And with this we finish this episode, remember that the jokes said here are merely jokes, if you get offended by them, go away, you don't deserve getting contact with Rob or people similar to him...
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World events can be measured in DarkNews frequency
I did and this is a space where you could even say that you want to raise up your right hand and shout out Sieg Heil! and you'd get no judged because I believe in real freedom of speech, obviously also respecting the PMC rules.
Idk what you mean by measured in DarkNews frequency
Btw, Rigs just blew up my mind with a lot of extremely weird news...
I'm going to make a group because now she sends everyone different news and screenshots of other chats