I keep seeing these stupid videos all over youtube getting 30 to 50 views.

They go something like this;

*flashy intro*

*cuts to boring voice*

'Hey guys, sorry I haven't been doing anything for 5 years. Here's me slowly walking down a hill in minecraft.'


'Hey guys, wassup, gaaaamerr493 here, for your viewing pleasure. Today I'm going to be trying out a new mod..'


'Wassup guys! As you can tell I can't record with fraps so I'm using my calculator, and I have a cold so you might now be able to hear me. But bare with me and watch. Don't forget to subscribe and rate and comment, because I want attention, and only I deserve it.'

Seriously, I don't know how deluded one can be, but I'm pretty sure no one cares about you, your life, or things that revolve around it. They do not have any kind of audience, they think they do, like the Yogscast or Hatfilms. So much so that they decide hosting a competition for their own signature or a place in their server which well indefinitely be permanently shut down in a week.

Even here in PMC, I saw someone upload a skin. His 3rd submission. only 4 people had seen any of his work.
Already, this person has said they were sorry for not uploading much recently and thanked the invisible audience for looking at his stuff.

Get an audience, you fools.

I don't have one, but I realise that I don't.