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WARNING: NUKIN' IS NOW LEGAL... WORLDWIDE.

You know, theres a lot of people on here, just being themselves, thinking it's like another myspace. Does anyone really give a fuck? Probably, probably somebody because why else would they personalize it with the same ol' cottagecore bullshit? Ion' fuckin' know. It's just so quirked up, widespread and allat, so much so that this shit became TAME. You think your gay ass place will look better with these stupid ass aesthetics straight up from pinterest? Then yo mama must be in the sky... Even with this green ass gamer text, this isn't special, some hundred gazillion people have done it while you revel in your piss ass fuckin' bullshit that ain't even original, only pleases you and those randos who stumble over yo bullshit and go "hrnnguughhhhrrr this is so good, very nice..." ION' GIVE A FUCK. IT'S STRAIGHT UP DOODOO FART! But seriously now... Those n'wahs take themselves a little too seriously to putting shit like that with info, hobbies and what not... This ain't 2007, nobody other than autistic ahh people, like YOU, want to know! Just shut the fuck up already... Sure it looks nice, but it's more pretentious than Coco6y7 dick-ridin' some stupid ass show.

Fuck yo pretentious asses...

Cause this shit ain't special... Like what? I don't know, everything else that you post, or I do, but hey mine has merit, look at those mean ass alien dudes! You just have these rotten flowers and living spaces for gnomes n booty goblin's -- get it outta here, leave, go set up a myspace already you bozo. Sip on some good ass shit that isn't just water or corn syrup, cause most of these dudes only crave these boba ass teas and fancy ass coffees, like go drink some soda or somethin' like a lemonade ! ! ! GAH DAYUM ! ! !

If you're too gay too read all of this... Fuck you, I'll see you at your own home and wipe yo ass for you since you probably don't even do that, stinky ass thug ! ! !

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Updoot numba wang : by DoubleCodeCashew 06/09/2023 9:10:28 amJun 9th, 2023

I don't know how to phrase this and all, but you know, the roleplay scene on minecrafts shitty... It's got pedophiles, sex offenders, underaged kids, groomers -- literally everyone, even weird ass terminally online dudes like some fungus gangblangus, I don't know about you, but... Most of those who left and migrated over at other places just because roleplay became bad all of a sudden -- are bad at keeping things they hold dear!! Like what else do you want me to react to you, when you publicly declare, smell your gaping anus, spit out some remnants of your last night's dookie and say "Guys... Roleplay became bad here due to our negligence and not trying hard enough... Let's go and give it 5% of our passion and management before it dies for good, then we go leave and roleplay at Lord of The Clitoris...". To that I say -- you are NOTHING other than a SPECTATOR. That goes for everyone who carried a big rank and reputation and was invited on the staff teams fo' that reason, dare I say again, make it clear that you are a nobody, other than a spectator, maybe, even a participant.




So the moral of the story is -- never leave what you love and see as a passion, otherwise you'll become those retort-pouches who go to LoTC and jerk it off like their own meats... Peace out.

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