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Days after days you have been traveling. You need food badly. You have nothing but a sword. You're not sure if you will make it. You start to close your eyes. Is this it? Are you dying? You have lost all hope until that sound. That faint "MOOOO" in the distance. You look up and you can just make out a cow. Joy has awakened you and you run to the cow and then hear its last moo, before it is slaughtered and eaten.
Now you may think "OMNOMONOMNOM!" when you eat a cow, but do you know what you just ate? A piece of steak right? Nah! I'll tell you! You just ate a spy. Now you're thinking "Spy? Bahahah! Cows aren't' spies! They are just stupid passive mobs!". Nope. Cows are secretly trained double agents that gather information on what certain players do. They even watch you in the night...
I was just building my house one day in single player, when I heard a cow. I turned around and there was a cow just staring me in the face, Obviously I killed it because:
1. I needed food
2. They are just God dang annoying!
Anyway, I continued building my house. About 3 minutes passed and I was finished. My beautiful dirt house masterpiece was finished! I went inside and placed my bed. My bed was opposite my only window: a hole in the wall. I watched as monsters spawned before me. I was safe in my little mud hut. I turned around and went to go to sleep until I heard that annoying noise again: Moo. I looked out my window and there was a cow. I couldn't be bothered to kill it because it was outside and there was a zombie close by, so I just left it. I decided I would kill it in the morning if it wasn't gone by then. I went into my snugly little bed and slept. I kept hearing mooing in the night. Every 2 seconds I heard "Mooooo". I would kill that stupid cow if I could. I went back to sleep.
In the morning I woke up and heard the same annoying sound as always. I went to my chest and grabbed my sword and slashed at the cow. Omnomnom! Steak! I grabbed the meat and cooked it in my furnace, and feasted that morning.
Time passed and it became night again. I was getting a bit creeped out because I kept feeling as if those cows were watching me. I went to my bed and kept my eyes open. I couldn't get to sleep even if I wanted to. Those cows were just scaring me now. I crept out my bed and went to the window. That cow was still there. I had an idea at this point. I wanted to know what that cow was up to. I silently sneaked to the secret escape hatch out side the back of my house (a hole I dug) and went around to the front, making sure the cow didn't see me.
What the heck was I seeing? Had I had too much sugar or something? The cow had a headset on? Was it a DJ or something? DJ Cowster? There was more. It had a briefcase. I snuck around the cow and observed its actions. It still thought I was in the house. The briefcase had like a computer in it. I moved a bit closer to get a closer look and then BAM! I tripped over. The cow had an immediate reaction and scampered off into the bushes.
And to this day, I know that all cows are spies. Now I know why AntVenom hates them ^-^
THE END
Another untrue story by Esti
Oh and if you're wondering, I had "Call me maybe" stuck in my head today.
Now you may think "OMNOMONOMNOM!" when you eat a cow, but do you know what you just ate? A piece of steak right? Nah! I'll tell you! You just ate a spy. Now you're thinking "Spy? Bahahah! Cows aren't' spies! They are just stupid passive mobs!". Nope. Cows are secretly trained double agents that gather information on what certain players do. They even watch you in the night...
I was just building my house one day in single player, when I heard a cow. I turned around and there was a cow just staring me in the face, Obviously I killed it because:
1. I needed food
2. They are just God dang annoying!
Anyway, I continued building my house. About 3 minutes passed and I was finished. My beautiful dirt house masterpiece was finished! I went inside and placed my bed. My bed was opposite my only window: a hole in the wall. I watched as monsters spawned before me. I was safe in my little mud hut. I turned around and went to go to sleep until I heard that annoying noise again: Moo. I looked out my window and there was a cow. I couldn't be bothered to kill it because it was outside and there was a zombie close by, so I just left it. I decided I would kill it in the morning if it wasn't gone by then. I went into my snugly little bed and slept. I kept hearing mooing in the night. Every 2 seconds I heard "Mooooo". I would kill that stupid cow if I could. I went back to sleep.
In the morning I woke up and heard the same annoying sound as always. I went to my chest and grabbed my sword and slashed at the cow. Omnomnom! Steak! I grabbed the meat and cooked it in my furnace, and feasted that morning.
Time passed and it became night again. I was getting a bit creeped out because I kept feeling as if those cows were watching me. I went to my bed and kept my eyes open. I couldn't get to sleep even if I wanted to. Those cows were just scaring me now. I crept out my bed and went to the window. That cow was still there. I had an idea at this point. I wanted to know what that cow was up to. I silently sneaked to the secret escape hatch out side the back of my house (a hole I dug) and went around to the front, making sure the cow didn't see me.
What the heck was I seeing? Had I had too much sugar or something? The cow had a headset on? Was it a DJ or something? DJ Cowster? There was more. It had a briefcase. I snuck around the cow and observed its actions. It still thought I was in the house. The briefcase had like a computer in it. I moved a bit closer to get a closer look and then BAM! I tripped over. The cow had an immediate reaction and scampered off into the bushes.
And to this day, I know that all cows are spies. Now I know why AntVenom hates them ^-^
THE END
Another untrue story by Esti
Oh and if you're wondering, I had "Call me maybe" stuck in my head today.
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