Epic Rap Battles of HistoryMr T Vs Mr Rogers, begin

MR T

I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang
Call me BA biceps cause Io ll crush your whole gang
Bring Tuesday, Friday and little trolly the train and watch me dip their @ss in gold
And wear em like my neck chain o SUCKA!
Io ll choke you with your own sweater sleeves
You couldno t even beat me in the land of make believe. PUNK!
I will Mr. T bag you, in the closest cemetery
Nobodyo s gonna miss you cause all your friends imaginary

MR ROGERS

Hi there neighbor
I hope you dono t mind if I change my shoes
Io ll be rocking sneakers till this battleo s over so I dono t get blood from your ugly face on my penny loafers. I like you just the way you are, one in a million, but it looks like the barber gave your head a brazillian. I pity your neck, Mr. Gold chains. Youo ve got too many, the only gold I keep is on the shelf in my Emmys. I teach the whole world full of children. I can tell you call yourself T cause youo re too dumb to spell.

MR TWho you calling dumb fool?
Mr T. only needs one letter
Hello? Ito s for you
Bill Cosby wants his sweater
Youo re a 40 year old virgin in a dumpy @ss house
Io ll get Hannibal, Murdoch and Face to stomp you out

(Starring Epic Lloyd as John o Hannibalo Smith)
(Starring Epic Lloyd as Templeton o Facemano Peck)

The only pussy cat you ever seen is on Henrietta, SUCKA!
And your Mr. McFeely, delivers a lot more than letters
So before you come to battle with your PBS crap
How bout I call up CPS about them kids on your lap, FOOL!

MR ROGERS

Watch what you say. Kids love me more than lunch. Io m not the one with my face on some whack @ss Captain Crunch (Mr. T Sticker Inside) When my plan comes together you wono t even see it coming. Io ll chop you into four black dudes and Io ll remake Cool Runnings. Io ll say this once, Laurence. I hope ito s understood, get right back in your van and get the f&ck outta my neighborhood.

[Mr T Vs Mr Rogers]
WHO WON?
WHOo S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Epic Rap Battles of History