First of all I want to precise that I'm not good at all in english, I'm pretty sure this blog will not win but as I like poetry I wanted to give it a try =P

The day after Steve gone
A zombie holding a stone
Came near enough our friend
And just met a frosty end

The block fell on the ground
Then get grabbed by Foxhound
What a weird name i found for him
Wait, no, better to go for Jim

Jim our golem made of snow
Does have a block of stone now
He looks at it for a long time
As his brain is big as a lime

After too many hours finally
His only neuron lights an idea !
"Place it near the enclosure
And I will now get out for sure !"

Really lucky is our golem
But here comes another problem
How can he find his master ?
it's already the day after

"Why should I go after him ?"
Think about it frosty Jim
"He abbandoned me here in
like this half eated muffin"

At this moment appears a shadow
Coming closer to him straight and slow
First he think he is the man
But moonlight shows a cute woman

Remaining still he looks at her
She begin to say "whatever"
"Are you all alone at home ?"
Jim nods his head bunglesome

"where is the owner of these farms ?"
Jim raises up his wooden arms
"Will he come back, do you know ?"
Pumpkin move as to say no

"Can I stay in this nice house ?"
Our friend now get really crouse
Grabs her hand, open the door
He isn't alone anymore !

The woman lived here with Jim
And never abbandoned him
For you who are the golem friend
This his our happy end !!

END

P.S. I hope you get out a good laugh reading this XD