However, as time went on, we found ourselves in a lovely ranch home made of stone bricks, with a fenced in yard, a large farm, fences for animals, and regular old trees to decorate our flattened out yard. (Not the jungle trees that surrounded us.) Creepers caused more than one rage from Pb and I as they blew up our yard and walls multiple times. We can always rebuild it but... damn those creepers. They even blew up our sheep that we had named Clarence.

RIP Clarence.
So on with the story. This is about when Pb wanted a cat. Ocelots were easy to find due to the jungle we lived in, and we had plenty of raw fish. So ocelot hunting he went. Me? I'm more of a dog person. Always have been. So I set out for a wolf while he went for an ocelot. Can I just point out that whenever you want either a cat or a dog in minecraft you look for an ocelot or a wolf? The dangerous versions of cats and dogs. :P Thats either scary or badass as I learned here. Anyways, I found my wolf, tamed it, and came back to find Pb talking to the cat. Whatever, enjoy your cat. As I began to work on the house again I needed blocks. Blocks we had in our chest! As I go to open the chest, the cat quickly sat on it and it wouldn't open.

God damn CATS!!!
So I hit it off.
Out of no where, Pb came in and started yelling at me for hitting his internet block cat. Let me say that again, yelling at me over an internet block cat. So when I argued back because it was such a stupid thing to yell at me about, he hit me. This is why dogs are better than cats, my dog came in to protect me, growling and everything. Together, my dog and I killed Pb. This is where Minecraft reminds me of real life. In this moment, cats were still annoying, dogs were still loyal, and people when living together long enough tend to fight. Unless you find your soulmate and get together really really REALLY well, you will fight with the person you live with. To continue with the story, also like real life, Pb got angry at what had happened and decided to move out. Again.. he is mad over me hitting his internet cat once, and instead of just calmly asking why, he yells. Also instead of forgetting about it, he moves out. No, he couldn't just log off until he calms down, he moves out. So now we are stuck in SMP with two houses on different islands, which you need 3 different maps to find your way to, and we just kinda meet up every now and again. It's almost like SSP since the server is just always on and we just both come and go as we please. He his my friend, but now he is also my enemy. My Frienemy. So... to anyone who read all that and wants to comment, what should I do? Ive thought about attacking his place for fun, or even setting a booby trap! Any ideas? And thanks for reading all that and have a wonderful day! XD Auf Wiedersehen! :)