"Fun" time on server

I forgot the IP, but I remember the story. It was hilarious.

*ODOmaha has joined*
Noob1: Hallo, WAnt tu join are factin? (Probably 5 years old.)
*Invite to join NoobSlayrz1312*
Me: What? Possibly. (Didn't want to hurt his feelings)
Noob2: But we haz good stuff!
Me: Fine.
*Accepts*
*Checks base*
*Finds sharpness 1 stone sword, realizes its the best thing they have*
Me: Dude... A sharpness 1 stone sword? This is OP factions!
Noob3: Ya ik its best item in gam rite?
Me: No
Noob1: Well den kwit!
Me: Kk
*Smacks him
*Leaves faction*
*Warps to spawn*
Noob1 was doomed to fall by ODOmaha
Me: WAT (Killnig was not allowed unless you were raiding)
Noob1: Give my stuff back ODOmaha!
Me: You can actually type now?
Noob1: Ye, U killed me! Admin ban him, he was not in a raid!
Admin: Well, guess he did kill you.
*ODOmaha has been banned*
*Deletes server*
*Burns computer*
*Saves it*