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Funny insults! MUST READ!

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Shabster2001's Avatar Shabster2001
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Well hai there! Shazza here to tell you some funny insults :3

1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

2.Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

3.Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

4.Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

5. Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

6.Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

7.He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

8.If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M!

9.I done a five mile run last night, three laps around you!

10. shut up, youll never be the man your mother is.

11. your so ugly, when yo mama dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

12. Hey, dude, i heared when you were a child, yo momma hired someone to take of you, but the mafia wanted too much...

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Lolisher95
09/30/2012 7:36 am
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Hilarious XD
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2MuchPie
09/29/2012 8:37 am
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I like 1, 2, and 11 the best. Really an example of ingenuity!
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ModdingMan55
09/28/2012 10:12 pm
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XD XD XD XD XD
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HAPI-MONKI
09/28/2012 7:40 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
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all these jokes are just brilliant!
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WhiteBuck01
09/16/2012 11:50 am
Level 10 : Journeyman Skinner
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lolz
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HairyJake
09/11/2012 4:27 pm
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Clever stuff
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Rekwanze
09/06/2012 9:25 pm
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Reminds me of GLaDOS
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Shabster2001
09/08/2012 1:36 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Pixel Painter
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So true
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Pandatron
09/28/2012 7:01 pm
Level 24 : Expert Miner
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yeah that's what I thought lol
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Alpha_Poster
09/06/2012 3:18 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Nerd
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oh my god these jokes were so funny. YOU GET DIAMOND
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