hey everyone, I saw this blog www.planetminecraft.com/blog/100-rejected-super-powers/
and decided to make my own.
So these are a bunch of funny and pointless super powers I came up with!

1.the ability to turn into a laptop, but only once, and it's not reversible
2.the power to turn your skin into corrosive acid
3.the power to be immune to fire, but only when your completely covered in water
4.the ability to be invisible when no one is looking
5.the ability to throw your head at people with %27 accuracy, but obviously your only able to do it once.
6.the ability to give yourself a heart attack
7.the ability to see through old men's clothes
8.the ability to be uncontrollably high, but it only works if you are at dinner with your parents or your in a job interview.
9.the ability to shoot 100 dollar bills out of your mouth when you are getting mugged.
10.the ability to turn everyone you touch into mike tyson
11.the ability to make everything in the room damp and sticky
12.the ability to rule sweden, but no one believes your the ruler.
13.the ability to punch kittens in the face without anyone getting mad.
14.the ability to make cheeseburgers taste like hamburgers
15.the ability to have police always perceive you as drunk.
16.the ability to make everyone in the room think you smell bad
17.the ability to control car's turn signals from 10 feet away
18.the ability to control the amount of facebook friends someone has
19.the ability to do the robot perfectly, but only when someone is trying to stab you
20.the ability to look like a little boy in front of pedophiles.
21.the ability to go into labor whenever you want
22.the ability to add 5 pounds of fat to your body at any moment
23.the ability to have really bad gas when you are at the dmv.
24.the ability to change your race uncontrollably.
25.the ability to freeze time, but you are also frozen

thanks for reading! Please post suggestions in the comments and I may add them, or make a second one with them in it.