Hallo! Und willkommen zu die erste und einzige Spudalot Blog!

nah, just messing with you, this blog will be in British-English (lies!) for the rest of it's existence (hopefully not a long existence before someone kills it with fire), the first part of this blog is about how to create a good Minetorial, and I think I see hint #1 coming up below!

Well, here goes nothing... how to make a good Minetorial

#1) Confundle the reader of your flummoxing article with as many discombobulating words as possible, this baffling tactic makes it seem to the bewildered reader that you're intelligent, or somewhere near such a vague mark.

#2) Use, as, much, grammatical/punctiation, as, possible, this, is, great, fun, to, a, reader, as, they, sound, just, like, Stevie, from, Malcolm-[redacted due to copyright (I aint afraid of no ghost... just laws 3': )]

num. 18: b az cunsiztent az U cn B, F pozible, uze gud speling 2

#4) Important one here; as fun as cats and memes are, don't always stick one in every blog you make, that way, when you blog about your blogs, so other bloggers can make blog-parodies, they aint gonna have blog-cats blogging about cat blogs while in blog-casts, from their insane blogging skillz.

#5) Check if your blog hasn't been done already (http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2009/07/10-funniest-fakes-to-follow-on-twitter.html) as that would be vewy, vewy naughty of you to steal it.

#6) Clearly state (preferably in the title of the blog) what you blog is about, as we wouldn't want any confusion over that now would we?

#7) Klar und spezifisch sein, wie bis zu dem Punkt, auf was du sagst

#8) See image, laugh/weep as appropriate

#9) Lead by example; want to start a war? punch your friend in the nose (if not friend, then substitute with dolphin)

#10) Break down tutorial into simple steps... 0_O er... no... I'm not gonna make this any more confusing than it already is

#11) Reference back to point #18 (3) for help on this one, be careful with spellings and always proof-read what you right



Good lord, you read all the way down to here?! Well, it's nearly done now, just 3 helpful tips on how to make a bad Minetorial

#1) Use good and proper British English to make your tutorials, wouldn't want any unfortunate bending or breaking of the rules, now would we?

#2) Take a break every ten (10)-to- twenty (20) minutes for a cuppa, wouldn't want to fall asleep mid-blog, now would we?

#3) Most importantly, never, ever take advice from the internet, trust me on this one, the Taewonese are still hunting for me now! and we wouldn't want you being hunted by ol' Ping and his pals now would we?

(*please note: all suicides/murders caused by this were not, and never have been the fault of Spudalot, Spudcraft, or [real name here])

So... there we have it... now go see a psychologist before you take any major actions in your life... and please, don't make me write any more of these (>'o')>