How to annoy people

Hiya! School's just a while ago and I have tons of HW to do. But since I do that, lemme talk about 'annoying things' or 'pet peeves'. It would sometimes really piss someone off including you. But you have those times where you have nothing to do with life so you decided to just annoy the crud out of people. I do this a lot. And its really awkward fun. Though sometimes some people get pissed off by me o3o. Their reactions just makes me luff.. 

Now if you want to annoy people and piss the crud off them, follow these steps and I'll make you a professional 'annoy-er'.
(idk.)
WARNING: IF YOU GOT IN ANY TROUBLE, DONT BLAME ME. YOUR RESPONSIBILITY MAN

AT SCHOOL
1. Seductively stare or lick your lips to the teacher of your opposite gender. If you don't want to do it seductively, make it a seductive turn off
2. Stutter every word you say as you recite
3.Raise your foot instead of your hand
4. Alternately write Uppercase and Lowercase and UpPeRcAsE aGaIn
5. When you are told to read a sentence or anything in class, read it very quietly and when they tell you to speak louder, scream it to the whole class

AT THE BATHROOM STALLS
1. Say: Boy, that sure looks like a maggot
2. Sing the Barbie theme song out loud
3. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall. Adjust it to see your neighbor and say "Peekaboo"
4. Sing on your own tune: C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me 
5.Stare at yourself in the mirror and look shock. Ask the person in the bathroom "why is there two me's? Thats not possible" Act really scared. Then slap him or her

YOUR PARENTS
1. Speak to them in acronyms
2. Follow them around all day
3. Set their alarm clocks at 6am on a weekend
4. Call them by their first name
5. Say "thats hot" when you see them do something (like taking out the trash)

IN MINECRAFT 
1. When playing survival games, tell a random person that you're behind them
2. Chat about your life very long. When they tell you to stop, say "Hold on sonny, I am nearly finish" and continue 
3. Chat to them like you're lost in time 
4.  When you're helping someone build, ask them how many blocks high or wide and make it completely wrong (better if even in a call)
5. When someone is asking about something, mention their username and reply with: Darude-Sandstorm (it will annoy them as heck) Do this several times

YOUR FRIENDS
1. If they tell you a really long story, wait for them to finish and tell them "I dont get it" and ask them to tell the whole sotry all over again
2. Repeat to everything they say in a dumb accent
3. When they had a typo when they're texting or chatting to you, make it like a really big deal like screenshotting it, posting it or repeating their typo over and over in caps and keep saying LOL
4. When you're having a sleepover, chant like a random Indian tribe
5. Narrate what they're doing

AT THE CINEMA
1. Talk to somene you don't know on your left or right, and talk about your life during the movie
2. Eat chips. Crunch loud.
3. Go to the back part of the cinema and try to reach the projector film. As you reach it, make weird shadow puppets
4. Laugh hysterically at the sad parts
5. Go to the movie you just watch, and spoil it for them

YOUR SIBLING
1. Point at them and laugh hysterically when he's doing homework or busy stuff
2. Call your sibling their name in a weird term  (Like for example my brother's name is Denise, call him Denicio)
3. Sing this in your own tune (make this annoying as possible)

I'm Palbo the happy Unicorn
With a big fat smile and a rainbow horn
I pick pretty flowers all day long
And then I go and sing my song! 

4. Keep saying "What" as your response
5. Take pictures of him all the time 

And when you have accomplished some:


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So thats about it :3 I'm gonna do homework soon and I can say that I am procrastinating.. I have a Math Homework today *shudders*. I wanted to post this blog first so you can annoy the people around you. Cause it'll be funny. Or worst

I will make more. If you have any suggestions, leave 'em in ze comment box o3o




Baboosh!!~

- PixelPupp