XD for my first day on minecraft it was kind of like it exept i didnt even make a dirt house XD The very first tim i died. The second did a mine XD

Collect dirt: Yes
Have steve skin over a month: Yes
Not know how to move: No
Mine diamond with stone pick: Yes
Ask how to mine a block: Maybe yes
Get trolled: No
Try to mine air: Maybe yes XD
Ask how change game mode: Yes
Doesnt know how to talk: Yes
Cant get first block parcour: Maybe yes
Ask why block you mine gives u one item: No
Makes dirt house: No
Doesn't know crafting anything: Yes (looked it all on google)
Rage quit after 3 mins: No (5 mins maybe)
Asks to be OP: No
Asks to be trolled: No
Asks to be banned: No
Dig straight down: Yes
Drown: Yes (i tried once then i died XD)
Burnt: yes (same XD)

That was before now its mostly all yes :P

my first minecraft experience made a house with no door(XD) i got bored on my first night and broke a block to see if it was day it was but there was a unwanted visitor and my house blew up on single player and i rage quit

No :) I'm Teaching How To Be A Noob: From My Expierience :D

are you saying im a noob?

Haha
Admin Sats: It Was Probably Like 'Too Much Noob-iness..'

Wow!!! This advice is so useful! I am now a pro noob :D

The only bad thing is I lost my admin stats
On one server :/ don't know why?

Hahaha! This was me when I first got Minecraft lol