Some users can be rude, and annoying. They're trolls. They just ruin the fun, right? Well, today I'll be going over some ways to get rid of these users.

1. Kick? Nah, we need to take more drastic measures.

Temporarily ban? No, we need something that will really teach this player a lesson.

You may be thinking...

"But, that leaves only one possible measure to take."

You're right. You'll probably be able to guess what it is.

Ban? Pfft! No. Why would you think of that?

The answer is pigs! Trolls don't like pigs, so we'll give them pigs!



You see, pigs have many hidden powers. They can be used as lethal projectiles. So, the idea is, make a cannon. The troll will be blasted with pigs at an extreme speed, they won't be able to handle it! Therefore, they'll leave. It's a wonderful idea. But, this isn't the only method.

2. What's the scariest thing you could possibly think of?

The Wither perhaps? Pfft. We have something much more intimidating and deadly.

....

The chicken!

These mobs are true monsters, I mean just look at them!



The troll will run off in fear once they see this!

3. Iron Golems? They're tough, but not tough enough.

We'll need to take more drastic measures.

That's right, snowmen.

These snowy beasts are one of the most powerful golems to inhabit the world of Minecraft.



Look at them!

And, they fire one of the most deadly projectiles...

Snowballs...


So, there you have it, how to get rid of trolls.


(Psst, this was a joke.)