Hey guys! I'm going to show you how to get really polular on PMC, just follow the steps below!
NOTE: This is supposed to be a joke, do not take this seriously, you could get banned.


This part is very important, be sure your image is big enough, the max should be 50x50. The blog itself must be written by your younger sibling, ask him what is favorite animal is and draw it, then post the image online and type "Animal" repeatitively to fill up the character limit. When people hate on you google "Sad Story" and copy-paste it into the comments.



First of all, make sure it's made of all one block, only use that single type of block to build the entire map, it will make it more original. The recommended block is dirt, for dirt is the most decorative block in Minecraft. For adventure maps build random holes in the ground with signs at the bottom, it'll make the map more fun. When your making screenshots be sure to put shaders on.



Make sure your using the most advanced and complicated editor in Minecraft, then copy-paste this into the coding: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog". It will program the most amazing things in Minecraft, and have random items each time you paste it. To make it more fun paste it over and over again.


To make a popular texture pack use Novaskin to spray red pixels all over the blocks, it will decorate it and make players use it 24/7. These are considered "Herobrine" texture packs. If you want another type of texture pack paint a block all the same color without shading, it makes it more unique. Also, If you're making a texture pack, don't ever include any screenshots of it in your post. Nobody likes to SEE what they're downloading... the fun is in the surprise! It could be a virus... or an incredible masterpeice! Who knows!

If you really think people need to see what you've made, use the highest grade SEUS shaders your rig can run, and get lots of long-distance, wide-angle shots of random builds that other people made! Be sure to incorporate the sun flare into as many of the shots as possible!


To create a famous server make a really cool spawn and make the spawnpoint hooked up to a pressure plate that bans the nearest players. Everyone will play 24/7 and go AFK because they don't want to log off


To make a epic skin find your favorite teenage skin as a template, then replace the eyes with white, then call it "Teenage Herobrine" and then make multiple accounts to diamond it repetivitely.


TEXTURE PACKS
When making resource packs, make sure to take a screenshot of the default Minecraft graphics, then upload it with people thinking you did so good on your pack, that you made a replica of the normal Minecraft textures!
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If you follow all of these steps you should be lead to greatness. I hope you enjoyed!