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How to make friends with mobs!

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Note: The following friendship advice does not work on any mob except wolves, horses and rabbits.

Have you ever tried to make friends with endermen, hug creepers or kiss a skeleton? Well now you can not really ! Let's start with the passives,

CHICKEN
Build a seed cannon and fire it at him.

COW
Buy it a deluxe black and white cow pattern recliner.

RABBIT
Give it a carrot.


HORSE
Give it an apple. 

OCELOT
Teach it to fish.

PIG
Give it it's own carrot farm.

SHEEP
Name it Jeb, all the other sheep will be jealous.

BAT
Let it live in your attic.

MOOSHROOM
Take it to the forest, they're bored being stuck on a tiny island.

SQUID
Kill Skydoesminecraft.

VILLAGER
Build it's village a KFC.

Now, onto the neutral.

CAVE SPIDER
Let it use your attic, but don't let the bat eat it.

ENDERMAN
Wear a blindfold.

SPIDER
Give it a cobweb dispersal unit.

WOLF
Give it a bone.

ZOMBIE PIGMAN
Don't touch it.

Now onto hostile.

BLAZE
Destroy all drink bottles.

CREEPER
Give it a hug.

GHAST
Get a clown to cheer them up.

MAGMA CUBE
Introduce it to a slime.

SILVERFISH
Don't destroy the strongholds.

SKELETON
Give it a heart.

SLIME
Don't eat jelly.

SPIDER JOCKEY
Give them a cobweb/heart dispersal unit.

WITCH
Make a friendship potion.

WITHER SKELETON
Get it a promotion.

ZOMBIE
Let it eat your brains.

CHICKEN JOCKEY
Make a seed/heart cannon and fire it at them.

ENDERMITE
Let it crawl up your pants.

GUARDIAN
Build it a fish tank.

ELDER GUARDIAN
Build a fish retirement home.

Now the Bosses.

WITHER
Give it a Nether Star for Christmas.

ENDER DRAGON
Let it drag race your toy plane.


There you go, don't try this at home or during a zombie apocalypse, kids!
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Update #1 : by _Hellcat_ 08/16/2014 9:26:51 pmAug 16th, 2014

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"ENDERMITE Let it crawl up your pants"
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i think if i put an elder guardian in a retirement home ill die
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