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How will YOU survive 2012?

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MrFinder's Avatar MrFinder
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The world won't really end in 2012... right?

Well unfortunatly the calculations of Finder Enterprise prove different, actually there is a 99,99999% chance that the world will end this very year!

But that is horrible, what will all the people on earth do?

Some people are going to deny this fact, living their lives until they die horribly in some world ending disaster. Other people will be fleeing to,.. well i dont know, but they will be fleeing, plundering everything they come across! Maybe someone will build himself a makeshift shelter in the cellar, hoard food and medicine, hoping to survive the initial wave of apocalyptic horror's.

But.. i don't want to die.. what can i do to survive!?

Yes, that is the question, what will You do? Are you going to live your live, hoping nothing will happen? Will you flee to some predicted save zone? will you do as the smart guy, building your own future... in your cellar?

Well, maybe.. it doesn't seem there is that much of a choice..

Well lucky for you, we, from Finder Companies United are working to this day since the discovery of the Maya calender. We have builded 120 vaults, equipped with the most up-to-date technologies. From cars to gardens, furnaces to light bulbs, from houses to sofa's we have it all!

And what does that mean for me?

Well i was getting to that point!, i fact i have some really good news for you, we are selling places! At the humble cost of 650.000 U.S Dollar you can call yourself the proud owner of an official Finder Companies United Preservation Shelter, or FCUPS in short!

That is wonderfull, i don't have to die after all!

That's right, and when the terror of the apocalyps is over, we will rebuild society!



The Finder Companies United Preservation Shelter, the world will end, but you won't!
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07/15/2012 9:48 am
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My dad thinks the Mayan calenders say the world will end because the calender guy didn't wanna make calenders anymore and died!

I think it's because there is no 13/13/13.

And how will I survive.

Three words. Guns. And. Cardio

(Sorry I'm an athletic one =P and I live with a bro with BB guns =U)

~X
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04/11/2012 10:15 am
Level 29 : Expert Dragonborn
Narnian
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dimond for the humor*ish* end
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03/24/2012 5:36 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Dragonborn
Knightspartan09
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Mayans did not know about leap years, therefore no end of the world
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03/14/2012 12:13 am
Level 24 : Expert Dragonborn
Dalek_Thal
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Actually, if u think about it, da only reason they say this is dat this is the end of the mayan's three thousand year calendar. But that isn't the end of the world, all dat means is new calendars... They need to print a couple new ones lol.
But, I am going to be fleeing to planet minecraftia if it does happen..
Den I will be a true Minecrafter! Also, I see what u did with FCUPS. Nice try, ur not scaring me into buying... After all, it's not a good thing.
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03/06/2012 1:32 pm
Level 41 : Master Herobrine
yoavsnake
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Well, I survived by peacefully playing MineCraft.
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02/22/2012 3:23 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Archer
intheannexe
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FCUPS? *says out-loud for a while* *grins* I see what you did there...
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02/22/2012 3:33 pm
Level 45 : Master Cake
MrFinder
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finally, someone who gets him XD the first in a month :D
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02/22/2012 3:35 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Archer
intheannexe
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I can't believe it's taken that long for people to realise... *facepalm to those guys*
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02/22/2012 2:20 pm
Level 20 : Expert Artist
Clui
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*Watches 2012 in 2013*
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02/03/2012 11:52 am
Level 9 : Apprentice Architect
KyussMowner
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Well I will sit on a chair waiting for it... seriously there's somebody who thinks that a "god" will bring people in a material place called Heaven? Come on! We're not in the Middle Age anymore! D:
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