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The world won't really end in 2012... right?
Well unfortunatly the calculations of Finder Enterprise prove different, actually there is a 99,99999% chance that the world will end this very year!
But that is horrible, what will all the people on earth do?
Some people are going to deny this fact, living their lives until they die horribly in some world ending disaster. Other people will be fleeing to,.. well i dont know, but they will be fleeing, plundering everything they come across! Maybe someone will build himself a makeshift shelter in the cellar, hoard food and medicine, hoping to survive the initial wave of apocalyptic horror's.
But.. i don't want to die.. what can i do to survive!?
Yes, that is the question, what will You do? Are you going to live your live, hoping nothing will happen? Will you flee to some predicted save zone? will you do as the smart guy, building your own future... in your cellar?
Well, maybe.. it doesn't seem there is that much of a choice..
Well lucky for you, we, from Finder Companies United are working to this day since the discovery of the Maya calender. We have builded 120 vaults, equipped with the most up-to-date technologies. From cars to gardens, furnaces to light bulbs, from houses to sofa's we have it all!
And what does that mean for me?
Well i was getting to that point!, i fact i have some really good news for you, we are selling places! At the humble cost of 650.000 U.S Dollar you can call yourself the proud owner of an official Finder Companies United Preservation Shelter, or FCUPS in short!
That is wonderfull, i don't have to die after all!
That's right, and when the terror of the apocalyps is over, we will rebuild society!
The Finder Companies United Preservation Shelter, the world will end, but you won't!
Well unfortunatly the calculations of Finder Enterprise prove different, actually there is a 99,99999% chance that the world will end this very year!
But that is horrible, what will all the people on earth do?
Some people are going to deny this fact, living their lives until they die horribly in some world ending disaster. Other people will be fleeing to,.. well i dont know, but they will be fleeing, plundering everything they come across! Maybe someone will build himself a makeshift shelter in the cellar, hoard food and medicine, hoping to survive the initial wave of apocalyptic horror's.
But.. i don't want to die.. what can i do to survive!?
Yes, that is the question, what will You do? Are you going to live your live, hoping nothing will happen? Will you flee to some predicted save zone? will you do as the smart guy, building your own future... in your cellar?
Well, maybe.. it doesn't seem there is that much of a choice..
Well lucky for you, we, from Finder Companies United are working to this day since the discovery of the Maya calender. We have builded 120 vaults, equipped with the most up-to-date technologies. From cars to gardens, furnaces to light bulbs, from houses to sofa's we have it all!
And what does that mean for me?
Well i was getting to that point!, i fact i have some really good news for you, we are selling places! At the humble cost of 650.000 U.S Dollar you can call yourself the proud owner of an official Finder Companies United Preservation Shelter, or FCUPS in short!
That is wonderfull, i don't have to die after all!
That's right, and when the terror of the apocalyps is over, we will rebuild society!
The Finder Companies United Preservation Shelter, the world will end, but you won't!
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I think it's because there is no 13/13/13.
And how will I survive.
Three words. Guns. And. Cardio
(Sorry I'm an athletic one =P and I live with a bro with BB guns =U)
~X
But, I am going to be fleeing to planet minecraftia if it does happen..
Den I will be a true Minecrafter! Also, I see what u did with FCUPS. Nice try, ur not scaring me into buying... After all, it's not a good thing.