Here are some definitions for the internet words for you n00bs out there.

"Derp"- Kind of like duh or buh. Just signifying stupidity.

"lol"- The word you use when you have nothing to say. Laugh out loud

"asl"- Age, Sex, Location

"brb"-be right back

"g2g"- got to go

"gtfo"- Get the f*** out

"mlp fim"- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (yes I'm a brony)

"rofl"- Roll on floor laughing

"lmfao"- Laugh my f****** a** off

"wtf"- What the F***

"afk"- Away From Keyboard

"f"- female

"m"- male

"idk"- I dont know

"ikr"- I know right

"fyi"- for your information

"irl"- in real life