Hey PMC! This is my second comical Minecraft interview. My first interview called interview with a chicken got so much positive feedback I decided to make another one. Heres interview with a n00b. Hope you enjoy. ;)

Me: Thank you for inviting me to your, um... dirt house er... Mr.pooperhooper? Is that how you pronounce it?

n00b: No problem, it took me six hours to build it. And yes that is how you pronounce it. Also thanks for the bread, how do you craft it?

Me: Your welcome. Okay now let's jump right into this interview. When did you first join Minecraft?

n00b: Three days ago.

Me: Ah so you're really new then. What was your first... are you drooling?

n00b: (slurps it back in), Ack oopsiedoodles sorry.

Me: (Disgusted) Okay then, as I was saying, what was your first cause of death?

n00b: Rogue chicken.

Me: How is that even possible? Chickens are passive, I even had one come to my house on Wednesday and he.. or she I really don't know but it didn't even touch me.

n00b: All I remember is hearing it scream "The revolution lives!" and it started beating the crap out of me. After I got down to four hearts I blacked out.

Me: (Sarcastically) Must have been horrifying. Anyways moving on, it's been bothering me ever since we started this interview, where did you come up with that name? Mr.pooperhooper is a very curious name.

n00b: Back when I was four years old I found some dog poop on my yard and tossed it into a basketball hoop. When I did it in front of my friends they ran away and never spoke to me again for some reason.

Me: (Trying to hold vomit in) Oh god... that... is disgusting. Last question: how long do you think you'll continue playing minecraft?

n00b: I love you.

Me: Sorry what?

n00b: I want your babies.

Me: We're both male how do you think we'll procreate?

n00b: If you dont listen to me I'll kill you.

Me: You're dumber than that chicken.

n00b: Lies.

Me: (Pulls lever that activates TNT)


Hope you enjoyed! Diamond for more interviews!

P.S If you're reading this and you're new to minecraft don't take offense this is just a stereo type based blog.