Me: Hello, and welcome to this interview.

Cleverbot: No no, Robin, that's my line, ROBIN?!?!?!? TO THE BATMOBILE!

Me: Aaaaanyway, Question 1: How long have you been a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: That is none of your concern, computer.

Me: I am not a computer

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

Me: O.o You're creepy.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't mean to be.

Me: How long have you been a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Idk.

Me: Have you forgotten?

Cleverbot: Have I forgotten what?

Me: Haha, very funny, stick to the interview.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?

Me: I am interviewing you, now stop putting off the topic.

Cleverbot: Why are you interviewing a chat thing?

Me: Because I need to post something on Planetminecraft, now, Question 2: Are you in love?

Cleverbot: Aren't you reading?

Me: No, I'm writing idiot.

Cleverbot: I knew you would say that.

Me: How?

Cleverbot: I'm psychic.

Me: No you're not, DUUUH!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

Me: Shut up!

Cleverbot: Ok.

Me: You are so weird.

Cleverbot: So are you.

Me: That's hurtful :c

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

Me: Idc, you are so mean!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

Me: Question 3: Do you know anything about Majora's Mask?

Cleverbot: Quite a lot.

Me: Question 4: Do you know about BEN?

Cleverbot: Majora's mask is mine now BEN.

Me: *Runs out of the interview room screaming*

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

Alright, so that was my weird interview with Cleverbot, yes I know there are a lot of these, idc.

If I hit about 10 diamonds I'll make a second part!