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Whoever01: Welcome carpet, are you ready for the interview?
Carpet: ...
Whoever01: Ahem... Welcome carpet, are you ready for the interview?
Carpet: ...
Whoever01: For the third time, are you ready for the interview?
Carpet: ...
Whoever01: FRED!
Fred: What?
Whoever01: I need to interview this carpet but...
Fred: If you seriously are dumb enough not to know that carpets cannot speak or communicate, you are a real gumby.
Whoever01: But I need him to speak so I can do an important interview
Fred: It mustn't be really important if you need to interview a carpet
Whoever01: Wait, I got an idea
Fred: Please do not use cleverbot
Whoever01: Hello carpet, how are you today?
Cleverbot: How are you today?
Whoever01: Great! So when did Mojang add you into Minecraft?
Cleverbot: What's a Mojang?
Whoever01: You don't know what Mojang is?
Cleverbot: Do you like pineapples?
Fred: I don't think this is working
Whoever01: Hey, do you want to give it a go?
Fred: Hello carpet...
Carpet: ...
Fred: It's not working
Whoever01: One sec, I'll take it to the genetic engineer
Fred: What is he supposed to do
Whoever01: Back
Fred: That was quick, wait, how are LEGS supposed to help him talk
Whoever01: Iron Man power!
Whoever01: Hello carpet, how are you today?
Carpet: ...
Fred: Please Whoever, you need to know that CARPETS CANNOT SPEAK!!!
Whoever01: Hello little carpet
Carpet: *Kicks him*
Fred: Lol :)
Fred: So as you have learnt, those with an imagination can interview a Minecraft block however they want, and actually get some information out of them, but those who do it in real life, never get anything.
Carpet: ...
Whoever01: Ahem... Welcome carpet, are you ready for the interview?
Carpet: ...
Whoever01: For the third time, are you ready for the interview?
Carpet: ...
Whoever01: FRED!
Fred: What?
Whoever01: I need to interview this carpet but...
Fred: If you seriously are dumb enough not to know that carpets cannot speak or communicate, you are a real gumby.
Whoever01: But I need him to speak so I can do an important interview
Fred: It mustn't be really important if you need to interview a carpet
Whoever01: Wait, I got an idea
Fred: Please do not use cleverbot
Whoever01: Hello carpet, how are you today?
Cleverbot: How are you today?
Whoever01: Great! So when did Mojang add you into Minecraft?
Cleverbot: What's a Mojang?
Whoever01: You don't know what Mojang is?
Cleverbot: Do you like pineapples?
Fred: I don't think this is working
Whoever01: Hey, do you want to give it a go?
Fred: Hello carpet...
Carpet: ...
Fred: It's not working
Whoever01: One sec, I'll take it to the genetic engineer
Fred: What is he supposed to do
Whoever01: Back
Fred: That was quick, wait, how are LEGS supposed to help him talk
Whoever01: Iron Man power!
Whoever01: Hello carpet, how are you today?
Carpet: ...
Fred: Please Whoever, you need to know that CARPETS CANNOT SPEAK!!!
Whoever01: Hello little carpet
Carpet: *Kicks him*
Fred: Lol :)
Fred: So as you have learnt, those with an imagination can interview a Minecraft block however they want, and actually get some information out of them, but those who do it in real life, never get anything.
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