Interviewing a Creeper

This is my 1st ever blog on PMC, so please do not psot very negative comments.

Interviewer: So.. err.....creeper....

Creeper:sssSsSsSsSsSsSs

Interviewer: Errr

Creeper:SsSssssSssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSsss

Interview: So could you-

Creeper: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....SSSS...SS

Interviewer: STOP THAT!

Creeper:......Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Interviewer: Ok, sorry about that, could you tell me, how is a creepers day.

Creeper: Oh! Well it issssss not that great.

Interviewer: I know you are one of the most hated mobs in Minecraftia, could you say why?

Creeper: Well, most of the creeperssssssssss explode on stevesssssssss... but I do not

Interviewer: And why is that????

Creeper: Well..........Steve killed my......family...........and I...I just....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Interviewer: You just...?

Creeper: Did not want to be like ssssteve..... *cries*

Interviewer: Oh well sorry about that...

Creeper: Itsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Interviewer: -_-

Creeper: sssss......s.....well it isss all a very sad story

Interviewer: So, how do you creepers get along with other mobs?

Creeper: Oh, it isssss all fine, we all resssspect each other

Interviewer: Again, why do you think you are quite hated in Minecraftia

Creeper: Well, when a friendly mob or a steve sees us they usually run away, but they do not realize all we.....all we..... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........all we want is a hug :(

Interviewer: Oh....I see.....

Interviewer: So, do you like exploding?

Creeper: No, we do not, unlike stevessss we do not ressspawn

Interview: So why do you explode?

Creeper: If you had a diamond sssword next to your head, wouldn't you try to get to sssafety as quick assss possible?
Interviewer: No, but how does that answer the question?

Creeper: Well, Ssssteves are fasssst, and we are ssslow, sssso we explode instead of run

Interviewer: Ah!

Interviewer: So what is a creepers life span, if they do not explode

Creeper: Around.....23025803458 yearsssssss

Interviewer: Oh!

Interviewer: I heard endermen were added to miencraftia some time ago, how do you guys get along

Creeper: It dependsssssss, sssome creepersss do not like endermen, but sssome are like me, and do not mind

Interviewer: I heard that some creepers get struck by lightning, is this correct?

Creeper: We belive that being ssstruck by lightning isss like a blessssing, if we want to we can take revenge on ssstevessssss we get ssstruck by lightning by the mother-creeper

Interviewer: Is the mother-creeper a part of a religous--

Creeper:NO!, ssshe isss real..ssshe existssss, ssshe rules over all

Interviewer: Has she ever been seen?

Creeper: Oh yes, yessssss she hasss been ssssen

Interviewer: How does she look like?

Creeper: Like usssssss, but big

Interviewer: How big?

Creeper: Aroundssssssssss 500x200 blockssssss

Interviewer:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interviewer: So, what makes a creeper really angry?

Creeper: Well.........when ssssteves question ussss

Interviewer:..................a.......w...w..well if a ssssteve questions you, what does he question you about?

Creeper: He ssays things like 'How will you look dead'

Interviewer: I DO NOT!...I mean......wow... that is really terrible....

Creeper:....Sssteve.....

Interviwer: I better go and--

Creeper: SSSsSsSsSSSSSS, I should have killed you when I had the chansssse, but I did not want to be like you..... now I see my misstake, revenge issss the key to a creepers life, and i cant change that....SsSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSsSsSssssssssSsS...*BOOM*

Thanks for reading!