sigh herobrine sint real notch confirmed it

guys listen herobrine is real.... wen notch first made minecraft Jeb said "oh can i be the co-owner for mojang and minecraft?" notch said "yeah sure" notch forgot bout herobrine.. Herobrines real name is Dameon.. before notch made mojag and minecraft dameon got married to a girl name Mel and they had a son and named it Steve. later on notch made minecraft as i was saying.. herobrine said to notch one night "dude dont forget im ur brother too, Jeb isnt ur ONLY brother" notch said "im sorry i forgot about u" anyways
herobrine got angry and he wrote down saying "i just wanna KILL my brother" Steve came in herobrines room and said "dad why did u write i just wanna kill my brother?" herobrine had nothin to say and said "look son" and steve said "im telling mum". so wen steve went home steve said "mum mum mum, dad said on his paper i just wanna kill my brother" mel said "wel then its time to divorce with him" steve said in his mind "oh damn wat have i done?" so after mel said that herobrine got so angry.. thats all i know.

Herobrine never existed. As someone who likes to read parts of the gamecode every once and a while to help with my understanding of how things work I decided to check for myself if the game ever had anything in it that could create an entity such as him.

1. His texture doesn't exist inside of the .minecraft folder or anywhere that Minecraft reads out of (this means if the code for him exists he'd just be completely invisible)
   
2. Mojang has said themselves that he doesn't exist
   
3. There's nothing in any version of Minecraft that would allow for an entity such as him (let alone anything with an AI as powerful as he'd need to do what the "legend" says he can do)
   
4. You're all just gullible kids who were easily tricked due to your ignorance of how the game works
   
   

Anyone who claims to have seen him without using any mods on a version previous to the implication of LAN in a simgle player world is a liar. Sweet and simple. As Emisssaryofinfinity said, Herobrine is just the account they used for game testing and such, until the developers ditched it for their own accounts.