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After the destruction of the Dreadnought Mk. 1 by the Falcon-class Skyship Hummingbird during the Battle of the 3 Sands, Iyecte knew that they needed a ship that would both be a terrifying symbol of power and a functional and heavily-armed and armored battlecruiser. To do this, they began retrofitting a Patrol Boat Mk. II with new indestructible armor and super-powerful cannons, as well as fitting 4 Skylord nuclear thrusters made of obsidian to the side of the vessel to increase speed and maneuverability. When construction had completed, the time had come for the painting of the ship. General Asdfjkl of the Air Force suggested black, Admiral EIoasdkln suggested red, but finally King/Dictator/Dear Leader/Emperor/Premiere/Regent/His Highness Iyecte himself decided on the most fearsome and manly color of all: Salmon. The following is a transcript taken by a reporter:
K/D/DL/E/P/R/HH Iyecte: "Let's go with salmon."
General Asdfjkl: "Uhh, sir? That's just another word for..."
K/D/DL/E/P/R/HH Iyecte: "Complete and total manliness? You bet your silly little general's hindquarters!"
Admiral Eloasdkln: "He's got a point. Why should the ship be colored pink, sir?"
K/D/DL/E/P/R/HH Iyecte: "Because if we combine color with fearsomeness, we'll drive those Skylord pansies from the skies!"
General Asdfjkl: "But sir, how can you be sure, uh, pink is the right color for striking fear into the hearts of our enemies? Usually big enough guns suffice, but red and black never hurt."
K/D/DL/E/P/R/HH Iyecte: "Oh shadaaap. I'm the King/Dictator/Dear Leader/Emperor/Premiere/Regent/His Highness, and you aren't. Therefore I can color that pink or have a giant p***s drawn on it. If I wish it, it happens."
Admiral Eloasdkln: "Of course, sir."
With that, the M.S.S. Fabulous was born, and the rest is history...
NOTE TO MODS: HE LET ME PLAY WITH THIS SHIP!!!!! IT WAS THE ONE FORMALLY ACCESSIBLE FROM THE POST YOU DELETED. ASK HIM IF YOU WANT MORE INFO!
K/D/DL/E/P/R/HH Iyecte: "Let's go with salmon."
General Asdfjkl: "Uhh, sir? That's just another word for..."
K/D/DL/E/P/R/HH Iyecte: "Complete and total manliness? You bet your silly little general's hindquarters!"
Admiral Eloasdkln: "He's got a point. Why should the ship be colored pink, sir?"
K/D/DL/E/P/R/HH Iyecte: "Because if we combine color with fearsomeness, we'll drive those Skylord pansies from the skies!"
General Asdfjkl: "But sir, how can you be sure, uh, pink is the right color for striking fear into the hearts of our enemies? Usually big enough guns suffice, but red and black never hurt."
K/D/DL/E/P/R/HH Iyecte: "Oh shadaaap. I'm the King/Dictator/Dear Leader/Emperor/Premiere/Regent/His Highness, and you aren't. Therefore I can color that pink or have a giant p***s drawn on it. If I wish it, it happens."
Admiral Eloasdkln: "Of course, sir."
With that, the M.S.S. Fabulous was born, and the rest is history...
NOTE TO MODS: HE LET ME PLAY WITH THIS SHIP!!!!! IT WAS THE ONE FORMALLY ACCESSIBLE FROM THE POST YOU DELETED. ASK HIM IF YOU WANT MORE INFO!
Credit | World used is hadrienoss's "Military Museum." Tried to keep the view to a minimum. This was made using iyecte's ship, which he allowed me to play with. |
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i was not expecting THAT
JUST A FYI MY DREADNOUGHT IS TOTALLY ALIVE i mean falcon class seriously