Uhhhh, Remember this is, sort of kind, of not really, Joking around wit ma guys :P (excuse me for my bad grammar just then) or gals. Based off of true stuff in my life

So I was just listening to this little kid music and I heard, "WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A BLUE KANGAROO!" then it said "YOU WOULD MAKE IT JUMP AND JUMP AND JUMP AND JUMP" and Im listening to this noise, not really music, and my parents walked in...... I had the song on the speakers, so they just burst out in laughter and...... what for it....... my finger is about to press the L button.......laughed more.

Anyways, one morning I woke up and I opened my closet door, and it broke off the wall...... this was when i was really little. So i did a hulk roar like "HULK SMASH!!!!!! DOOR OFF WALL!!!!!" and my sister walks in and pees her pants, picks up one my metal toy cars and chunks it AT MY FOREHEAD and runs off screaming to daddy.

So anyways, when I was little, ( I was really stupid when i was little) had my first thanksgiving meal i could remember, and I didn't like the turkey. So my mom said you don't have to eat. So was all like ''phew'' and when we said our thanks i said, I am thankful for friends and family and THAT I DON'T HAVE TO EAT THE WRETCHED BIRD!!!!! So then my mom took me upstairs grabbed one of my grandpa's belt and started whippin me on those 2 butt cheeks, I think she did about 10, but they hurt like crazy! or that i could remember hurt.

My first Christmas i could remember was just a classic, I got a brand new bike, that i couldn't ride, a bunch of toys that turned out like a big booger and it snowed, I live in Texas so that's darn pretty special. Yeah, so I started SCREAMING the twinkle twinkle little star every single time I got a good present, if i got a bad one i sang Yankee Doodle, was it like Yankee Doodle came to Newyork, riding in a Chevy, stuck a feather up his butt and called it macaroni? I cant remember but I think that was the dirty version from preschool