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eldorrado
Level 47 : Master Blob
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Baby you're the fuel to my furnace; so let's go smelt together!
Baby, if you were ore, I'd mine you all night long!
I wouldn't mind digging straight up, if you fell on top of me.
Hey baby, wanna come back to my base and let me explode my creeper in your mine tunnel?

are you a redstone torch ? cuz you'r activating my sticky piston
Baby, I wish you would blow me like a creeper!
Baby, Io m like a Diamond Pickaxe. I can go ALL night ;D
Wanna take it up a NOTCH?

post the funniest minecraft pick up lines you can think of here
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part 2
part 3
part 4
part5

Update #1 : 10/25/2011 7:33:40 am10/25/11

i'm thinking about ending this series so tell me what you think and remember to poist your creative responses blow and check the mcpul special

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  • swassum
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • November 23, 2013, 7:16 pm
you must be a redstone torch because you extended my piston
  • ender bro
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • September 13, 2013, 6:12 pm
how about: hey baby you got a diamond pick because im as hard as obsidian

lolololololollololol
  • Rokki
  • Level 11
  • Journeyman Unicorn
  • December 22, 2011, 4:58 pm
WOW all these submissions suck =/
  • deatheos222
  • Level 23
  • Expert Architect
  • November 29, 2011, 3:51 pm
Hey wanna dance. but is she says no you say. o sry you miss understood me i said you look fat in those pants.
  • cooling57
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Dragon
  • November 18, 2011, 11:04 pm
they should make a parody of just the way you are for minecraft and it could be about mods
"cuz minecrafts amazing just the way it is"
  • stepeffect
  • Level 48
  • Master Modder
  • November 15, 2011, 8:27 pm
Achievement: Giving Wood
  • P0CKETLINT13
  • Level 21
  • Expert Demolitionist
  • October 26, 2011, 2:45 pm
No need to make 4 parts.... -.-
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 26, 2011, 8:59 pm
i made 5 i fixed the links
  • madmace
  • Level 5
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • October 25, 2011, 4:09 am
sick
  • rageman96
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 40
  • Master Vampire
  • October 25, 2011, 12:09 am
Do none of you realise how sad this is?
  • Pownage
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 19
  • Journeyman Explorer
  • October 25, 2011, 3:50 am
How is it sad? It is just for fun, it's not like people are really gunna use these. I laughed at a couple of them :D
yea......i defiantly haven't used any of them at all
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • November 3, 2011, 4:27 am
nobody DID
  • cooling57
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Dragon
  • November 18, 2011, 11:01 pm
no one in their right mind would their only meaning for existense is to make a bunch of guys laugh such as myself
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 25, 2011, 2:46 am
why so negative
  • rageman96
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 40
  • Master Vampire
  • October 25, 2011, 4:58 am
Because there shit
  • nazikilla
  • Level 1
  • New Artist
  • November 1, 2011, 11:09 am
>.> someone has problems XD
  • Uno803
  • Level 41
  • Master Electrician
  • October 24, 2011, 4:38 pm
Thatsssssome very nisssse pick up linesssss you have there. It would be a ssssshame if anything happensssss to them :P
That's a very nice everything you have there ;D
  • cooling57
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Dragon
  • October 24, 2011, 3:31 pm
Hey baby your like minecraft, your good without mods and i love to play you
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 25, 2011, 2:47 am
vanilla
  • cooling57
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Dragon
  • October 25, 2011, 3:32 am
whats that mean?
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 25, 2011, 3:34 am
no mods = vanilla
  • cooling57
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Dragon
  • October 24, 2011, 3:28 pm
Are you a wolf cuz i'd like to tame ya!
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 25, 2011, 3:34 am
X'D
  • Happybandaid
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 41
  • Master Scribe
  • October 24, 2011, 2:45 pm
[size=12px][color=rgb(28,40,55)]"are you a redstone torch ? cuz you're activating my sticky piston"

THIS.[/color][/size]
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 25, 2011, 2:48 am
mine X)
  • BlueDude35
  • Level 29
  • Expert Pokemon
  • October 24, 2011, 12:35 pm
Baby I'm a creeper, baby you're the moon. I'm gonna cry 'cuz you're gonna leave me soon.
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 25, 2011, 2:50 am
better change it
[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]Baby you're the creeper, baby i'm your steve . I'm gonna stand 'cuz you're gonna blow me soon.[/color][/size]
  • BlueDude35
  • Level 29
  • Expert Pokemon
  • October 25, 2011, 11:05 am
Nah. In my version, it's like it's almost morning, and creepers are one of the few monsters that dont burn in sunlight.
  • vaxivop
  • Level 44
  • Master Spelunker
  • October 24, 2011, 4:31 am
Oh baby your cave is so dark, mind if i put my torch inside?
  • vaxivop
  • Level 44
  • Master Spelunker
  • October 24, 2011, 4:36 am
Oh hey there wanna go to bed? Oh you got THAT, wanna make the wool red?
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 24, 2011, 4:34 am
*spamming lols*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • Brutakk
  • Level 26
  • Expert Pokemon
  • October 23, 2011, 10:33 pm
I'd Like to put a saddle on you a ride you all night
  • Evans
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 11
  • Journeyman Network
  • October 23, 2011, 12:45 pm
i get even more wood when i look at you baby... :D
  • Xistence
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Toast
  • October 23, 2011, 11:27 am
[size=12px][color=rgb(28,40,55)]"are you a redstone torch ? cuz you'r activating my sticky piston" That made me Lulz so hard[/color][/size]
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 23, 2011, 11:30 am
glad it did :)
yaya! lololol that ones the best! i actually stopped and laughed hardcore, then copied and pasted it on facebook haha :D
  • Xentrality
  • Level 16
  • Journeyman Pirate
  • October 23, 2011, 9:54 am
I would buy you a drink, but im a miner.
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 23, 2011, 10:08 am
compliment ?
  • Jasonaris
  • Level 35
  • Artisan Blob
  • October 23, 2011, 5:35 am
Hey baby

Mind if you flip that switch ?

We can make redstone ALL NIGHT LONG

Hey baby those pressure plates of yours look awesome, it would look better with you can let me put my switch in between it ;)
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 23, 2011, 10:09 am
XD these are now in mc pick up lines 4 and i made a link to your page
  • minime6446
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Unicorn
  • October 23, 2011, 4:21 am
Baby im a skeleton ciz if u wack me ill give u a bone
  • Dokiro
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • October 23, 2011, 12:26 am
babe im a skeleton ill give you a bone all night long
  • Dokiro
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • October 23, 2011, 12:25 am
How bout you refine my wood
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 23, 2011, 12:35 am
hilarious X'D
  • Arzu
  • Level 19
  • Journeyman Ninja
  • October 22, 2011, 9:57 pm
Hey babe you been farming for long?

because that looks like a nice stretched out hoe you got there...
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 22, 2011, 10:08 pm
answer: let's make some crops grow !
lol
  • EPICLizard13
  • Level 40
  • Master Creeper Hugger
  • October 22, 2011, 9:18 pm
hmm... there should be non-sexual related funny ones... but these are funny dont get me wrong.
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 22, 2011, 9:23 pm
ok on part 3 wich will be done tonight
  • EPICLizard13
  • Level 40
  • Master Creeper Hugger
  • October 22, 2011, 9:34 pm
oh ok thats cool. didnt think anyone would respond to that. lol
  • Arzu
  • Level 19
  • Journeyman Ninja
  • October 22, 2011, 9:48 pm
dude ... corny pick up lines = sex jokes

THATS DA FREAKIN POINT BRO
this blog is hilarious!lol
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 22, 2011, 8:20 pm
thnx go to my page for part 2
  • NeoTalon
  • Level 37
  • Artisan Droid
  • October 22, 2011, 3:27 pm
best line ever....(##) Hi I'm Notch
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 22, 2011, 7:15 pm
this one will work 100%
  • NeoTalon
  • Level 37
  • Artisan Droid
  • October 22, 2011, 9:41 pm
:)
lol
  • Knarfer
  • Level 3
  • Apprentice Network
  • October 22, 2011, 2:35 pm
Baby, you're an endermen I could stare at you all night long!
  • NeoTalon
  • Level 37
  • Artisan Droid
  • October 22, 2011, 3:28 pm
and all day.
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 22, 2011, 7:16 pm
and all eternity
  • Chainsaw99
  • Level 34
  • Artisan Taco
  • October 22, 2011, 9:38 pm
and all the time chuck norris could have been doing it
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 22, 2011, 1:18 pm
i think you'r an acheivement cuz i'm getting wood
  • Mallentadro
  • Level 20
  • Expert Cake
  • October 22, 2011, 6:51 pm
LOL
I LOVE IT!!!!
  • danger12001
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Blacksmith
  • October 22, 2011, 12:34 pm
[size=12px][color=rgb(28,40,55)]Hey baby, wanna come back to my base and let me explode my creeper in your mine tunnel?

HA!

[/color][/size]
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 22, 2011, 12:42 pm
lol
You burn my eyes more than a flint and steel!
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 22, 2011, 12:43 pm
XD
You like?
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 22, 2011, 12:55 pm
yup
:)
  • bilderbob
  • Level 18
  • Journeyman Cake
  • October 22, 2011, 11:21 am
lol
  • eldorrado
  • Level 47
  • Master Blob
  • October 22, 2011, 11:23 am
1 up ?
  • bilderbob
  • Level 18
  • Journeyman Cake
  • October 22, 2011, 11:26 am
oh yeah i forgot :O

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