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minecraft pick up lines

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eldorrado's Avatar eldorrado
Level 52 : Grandmaster Blob
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Baby you're the fuel to my furnace; so let's go smelt together!
Baby, if you were ore, I'd mine you all night long!
I wouldn't mind digging straight up, if you fell on top of me.
Hey baby, wanna come back to my base and let me explode my creeper in your mine tunnel?

are you a redstone torch ? cuz you'r activating my sticky piston
Baby, I wish you would blow me like a creeper!
Baby, Io m like a Diamond Pickaxe. I can go ALL night ;D
Wanna take it up a NOTCH?

post the funniest minecraft pick up lines you can think of here
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Update #1 : by eldorrado 10/25/2011 7:33:40 amOct 25th, 2011

i'm thinking about ending this series so tell me what you think and remember to poist your creative responses blow and check the mcpul special

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swassum
11/24/2013 12:16 am
Level 1 : New Miner
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you must be a redstone torch because you extended my piston
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ender bro
09/13/2013 10:12 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
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how about: hey baby you got a diamond pick because im as hard as obsidian

lolololololollololol
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Rokki
12/22/2011 9:58 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Unicorn
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WOW all these submissions suck =/
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deatheos222
11/29/2011 8:51 pm
Level 24 : Expert Architect
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Hey wanna dance. but is she says no you say. o sry you miss understood me i said you look fat in those pants.
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cooling57
11/19/2011 4:04 am
Level 15 : Journeyman Dragon
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they should make a parody of just the way you are for minecraft and it could be about mods
"cuz minecrafts amazing just the way it is"
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stepeffect
11/16/2011 1:27 am
Level 49 : Master Modder
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Achievement: Giving Wood
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P0CKETLINT13
10/26/2011 6:45 pm
Level 22 : Expert Demolitionist
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No need to make 4 parts.... -.-
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eldorrado
10/27/2011 12:59 am
Level 52 : Grandmaster Blob
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i made 5 i fixed the links
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madmace
10/25/2011 8:09 am
Level 6 : Apprentice Explorer
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sick
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rageman96
10/25/2011 4:09 am
Level 42 : Master Lad
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Do none of you realise how sad this is?
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