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Introduction:
I have a problem with these so called minecraft villages, they were amazing at first, but I started to get annoyed at some of the stuff that is going on in a village. This is a rant about minecraft villages. Get your popcorn, this might be a long blog.
My Problems With Minecraft Villages:
My first problem is this,
Do you see it? Well I see it every time I go into a village, just a nice gravel path that randomly ends. Why couldno t it end with a nice gate? Why does it just have to stop? Why? Why? WHYYYYYY?
Let me tell you my theory, Notch or Jeb went out for lunch and gave this village project to an intern, the intern was inexperienced and went around the Mojang studios and asked people if they could do it. But no one said they would, except the weird guy in the black suit. He went to the computer and added this annoying path and put it in before Notch or Jeb could do anything about it.
My Second Problem With Minecraft Villages is,
This! A deck that is built with dirt! Why not wooden planks? Why? Why? WHY? Wait, you say it is a flower bed or a garden? Well then why didno t they build it on the soil that they had, and just put a fence around that? Why? Why? WHY?
This is my theory, the villagers were programmed to be smart and they had a good village. But when they started to attack player that entered into the village Notch decided to o De-Smarto Them or the scientific word make them stupid. Now, there stupidity led them to create this unnecessary thing.
My Last Problem is,
This, look at them, every time I turn a corner I dono t want to see a minecraft squidward! Let me show you.
Look at this! Why? Why? WHY?
My theory is, minecraft villagers grow radioactive wheat, then with the wheat make bread and when they eat the bread it causes their noses to become bigger.
Conclusion:
I know minecraft isno t perfect, and im not trying to hate on Notch Or Jeb it is just for fun nothing personal. Also tell me some of your Problem with Villages in the comment. Thank you for Veiwing, and bearing with my horrible grammar.
-smanrt
I have a problem with these so called minecraft villages, they were amazing at first, but I started to get annoyed at some of the stuff that is going on in a village. This is a rant about minecraft villages. Get your popcorn, this might be a long blog.
My Problems With Minecraft Villages:
My first problem is this,
Do you see it? Well I see it every time I go into a village, just a nice gravel path that randomly ends. Why couldno t it end with a nice gate? Why does it just have to stop? Why? Why? WHYYYYYY?
Let me tell you my theory, Notch or Jeb went out for lunch and gave this village project to an intern, the intern was inexperienced and went around the Mojang studios and asked people if they could do it. But no one said they would, except the weird guy in the black suit. He went to the computer and added this annoying path and put it in before Notch or Jeb could do anything about it.
My Second Problem With Minecraft Villages is,
This! A deck that is built with dirt! Why not wooden planks? Why? Why? WHY? Wait, you say it is a flower bed or a garden? Well then why didno t they build it on the soil that they had, and just put a fence around that? Why? Why? WHY?
This is my theory, the villagers were programmed to be smart and they had a good village. But when they started to attack player that entered into the village Notch decided to o De-Smarto Them or the scientific word make them stupid. Now, there stupidity led them to create this unnecessary thing.
My Last Problem is,
This, look at them, every time I turn a corner I dono t want to see a minecraft squidward! Let me show you.
Look at this! Why? Why? WHY?
My theory is, minecraft villagers grow radioactive wheat, then with the wheat make bread and when they eat the bread it causes their noses to become bigger.
Conclusion:
I know minecraft isno t perfect, and im not trying to hate on Notch Or Jeb it is just for fun nothing personal. Also tell me some of your Problem with Villages in the comment. Thank you for Veiwing, and bearing with my horrible grammar.
-smanrt
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