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Minecraft vs. Reality

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MetalystyXx
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As everyone knows, Minecraft is NOTHING like irl. Nothing. Not even one bit. Okay? So I'm going to compare the two, and see how much different they are. So enjoy! :)

MinecraftPunch a tree, you get wood.

In real life Punch a tree, break your hand.

Minecraft - Shear a sheep by right clicking with shears.

In real lifeShear a sheep by cutting off all of it's wool.

MinecraftKill a cow with a fire enchanted sword, get cooked beef.

In real lifeKill a cow with-, nvm, there are no enchanted swords in real life.

MinecraftWalk through an entire snow biome and be fine. 

In real lifeWalk through an entire snow biome, get frostbitten.

MinecraftEat rotten flesh, get hungry.

In real lifeEat rotten flesh, die.

MinecraftSlay zombies and skeletons.

In real lifeZombies don't exist (or so we think) and skeletons are inanimate.

That's it! Hope you liked this article and leave a diamond! If you have any suggestions on what kind of blog I should do next, leave a comment or msg me. If this blog gets 10 diamonds (lol probably won't) I will make another one continued of this one with more things comparing minecraft and in real life situations. Thanks! ~Jill

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shaaaaaye
08/25/2014 6:46 pm
Level 21 : Expert Button Pusher
Minecraft: Drink potions, get special effects like breathing underwater

Real life: Drink alcoholic beverages, get "special effects"

:P
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Goddess Of Light
11/01/2014 10:02 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
cx lol!!  Yeah.. you could call them.. "special effects" xD
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BenjaminA_
08/10/2014 12:22 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
Minecrat; Make a portal, go to the Hell.
Real Life; Be evil, go to the Hell.
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-DarkAssassin-
08/09/2014 2:23 pm
Level 24 : Expert Hunter
Yeah...
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anonpmc1411856
07/23/2014 3:07 am
Level 1 : New Miner
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Svawe
02/28/2014 5:45 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Ranger
Breaking saplings, making smaller tools, then cuttin' trees down, kinda like in Don't Starve? Eh?
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butterstrokeboy
02/28/2014 5:03 pm
Level 21 : Expert Explorer
well no duh
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