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Minecraft vs. Reality

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MetalystyXx
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As everyone knows, Minecraft is NOTHING like irl. Nothing. Not even one bit. Okay? So I'm going to compare the two, and see how much different they are. So enjoy! :)

Minecraft - Punch a tree, you get wood.

In real life - Punch a tree, break your hand.

Minecraft - Shear a sheep by right clicking with shears.

In real life - Shear a sheep by cutting off all of it's wool.

Minecraft - Kill a cow with a fire enchanted sword, get cooked beef.

In real life - Kill a cow with-, nvm, there are no enchanted swords in real life.

Minecraft - Walk through an entire snow biome and be fine. 

In real life - Walk through an entire snow biome, get frostbitten.

Minecraft - Eat rotten flesh, get hungry.

In real life - Eat rotten flesh, die.

Minecraft - Slay zombies and skeletons.

In real life - Zombies don't exist (or so we think) and skeletons are inanimate.

That's it! Hope you liked this article and leave a diamond! If you have any suggestions on what kind of blog I should do next, leave a comment or msg me. If this blog gets 10 diamonds (lol probably won't) I will make another one continued of this one with more things comparing minecraft and in real life situations. Thanks! ~Jill

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shaaaaaye
• 08/25/2014 6:46 pm
• Level 21 : Expert Button Pusher
Minecraft: Drink potions, get special effects like breathing underwater

Real life: Drink alcoholic beverages, get "special effects"

:P
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Goddess Of Light
• 11/01/2014 10:02 pm
• Level 1 : New Explorer
cx lol!!  Yeah.. you could call them.. "special effects" xD
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BenjaminA_
• 08/10/2014 12:22 pm
• Level 1 : New Miner
Minecrat; Make a portal, go to the Hell.
Real Life; Be evil, go to the Hell.
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-DarkAssassin-
• 08/09/2014 2:23 pm
• Level 24 : Expert Hunter
Yeah...
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anonpmc1411856
• 07/23/2014 3:07 am
• Level 1 : New Miner
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Svawe
• 02/28/2014 5:45 pm
• Level 3 : Apprentice Ranger
Breaking saplings, making smaller tools, then cuttin' trees down, kinda like in Don't Starve? Eh?
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butterstrokeboy
• 02/28/2014 5:03 pm
• Level 21 : Expert Explorer
well no duh
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