o When life gives you lemons, dono t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I dono t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeo s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? Io m the man whoo s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Io m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!o

-Cave Johnson
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