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The ten commandments (Minecraft style)

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The Ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt not grief.



Thou must respect thy companions settlements.

2. Thou shall not thieve


Thou shalt not take thy neighbours tempting diamonds from thy chests.

3. Thou shalt not hack.



Thou shalt not summon thy Herobrines power to feed thou's greed.

4. Thou shalt not speak out of term.



Thou shalt not spam, curse or insult thy companion for thou's amusement.

5. Thou shalt not scream thy Notch's name in vain.


Thou shalt not shout Notch's name after death or loss of precious belongings.

6. Thou shalt not betray thy Lord Notch.


Thou shalt not fall to the beliefs of the Redbang.

7. Thou shall welcome and praise thy newborn.


Thou shall welcome new minecraftians and teach them the ways of Notch.

8. Thou shalt not make yourself idol, nor your Neighbour or fellow companion.



Thou shall not bow down to others, nor look to yourself.

9. Thou hath no other Lord but Notch.



Thou hath no other Lord other then Notch.

10. Respect thy Lord Notch.



Respect thy Notch with a shrine where thou must pray twice each day, once for the morning and for another in the evening to thank the Lord for creating the almighty Chunks.

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