FAQ:

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Q: Cuz... wha?
A: Cuz... this is the answer!

Q: What does FAQ stand for?
A: Frequently Asked Questions.

Q: What is "Q:" and "A:" in a FAQ?
A: Q in a FAQ is for Question. A in a FAQ is for Answer.

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Q: Who is steve?
A: Steve is the default skin that you wear when you played minecraft for the first time.

Q: Thatssssssssssss are some nice blogsssssss that you have there, it would be a shame if those blogs were deleted.
A: Thanks. and yes, it would be a shame if it was deleted.

Q: What is MC?
A: MC is for... MINECRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT!

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Q: Finder!
A: Finder: yes my lord? steve jobs: find bill gates and delete him! by the way, this is not a question. because it has a ! in "Finder!" not a ? in "Finder!".

Q: "No ctrl+alt+delete!"
A: "Oop, hold on a second." (I spelled Oop or something like that wrong.) this isn't a question.

Q: "It's minecraft!"
A: Can you see it's not a question?

Q: tl;dr
A: ...