Thanks a lot for 300 subs. I honestly never thought I’d get this far. After all, at this time last year I had only 3 subs. (Although that may have been because I was inactive a lot last summer, but still…)

Anyways, as promised, here’s my stuffed animals, as promised. You’ve seen a few of these guys - those being Grimlock, Sludge, Gerry, Feathers, Dugey, and Bary - but here’s all 75 of these guys! Me and my dad call them the Wild Ones, because they all have different personalities, with different voices done by both of us.

Yes, some of them wear clothes. Grimlock kicked off the trend when we did a competition last June by sliding animals up a ramp and across a polished (and thus slippery) floor to see who got the furthest distance. To help Grimlock go further, me and my dad put him in a sock I don’t wear anymore. Throughout the last few months, he’s been cutting socks for them to wear. For Halloween, he made Wisp (you’ll know who he is in a second) a jean jacket, which has an Iron Maiden Legacy of the Beast World Tour patch on the back.

Alright, so here’s the “main and supporting characters” amongst the Wild Ones:
Dugey
Olympus (the orange octopus)
Hammy (the gray hammerhead shark in a red sock)
Geno (the blue shortfin mako shark in a red sock, and Hammy’s “brother” - they’re not related, but they’re as close as brothers)
Saucer (the stingray underneath Olympus, Hammy, and Geno, who I just got last Monday from the SeaLife Aquarium in London)
Grimlock
Snarl (the green stegosaurus whose new-but-hard-to-put-on black sock is on the couch next to him)
Sludge
Steve (the demodog, in a sock you can’t see’
Feathers
Tanks (the giant rhino above Feathers, who is actually sitting in his lap)
Squeaks (the pig with a pilot’s hat)
Kookoo (the koala with a watch strapped to his back and who can control time and who I use to tell the time when I wake up in the morning)
Gimlet (the lobster under Squeaks and Kookoo)
Stitch (I think you know who he is, but if not, he’s directly right of Tanks’ head, and is probably characterized nothing like his Disney counterpart, and who I got from an arcade in London)
Fishy (the clownfish next to Stitch)
Milo (the sea lion next to Fishy)
Sealy (the harbor seal next to Milo)
Toothless (I think you also know who he is, and his character is based on the Dreamworks version of him)
Stephen (the seagull next to Toothless, wearing a Sons of Anarchy bandana around his neck
Wisp (the yeti below Stitch who likes metal)
Womby (the wombat below Wisp)
Raccoony (the raccoon next to Wisp, wearing a sock)
Chi Chi (the chinchilla next to Raccoony who acts like John Wick and who we call Chi Chi Wick)
Gerry (the fat giraffe under Chi Chi)
Wolfy (the wolf next to Chi Chi)
Bary
Horns (the rhino next to Bary)
Scales (the pangolin next to Horns)
Sid (the big sloth whose head is kinda next to Stephen, and who tried to strangle Chi Chi at Thanksgiving 2022, which inspired him to become Chi Chi Wick and get revenge)
Paddington Bear (you know who he is, and he’s characterized kinda like his movie character and wears one of my gloves and pretends it’s the Infinity Gauntlet
Carpenter (the sawfish at the other end of the couch, near Paddington)
Stripes (the tiger with fading stripes above Carpenter)
Leonardus (the lion next Stripes)

At some point, I’m gonna update this blog with the names of everyone. Also, this is how we set them up for movie night (the blue stool is mine and the green my dad’s), with the couch cushions at each end of the couch for Dugey and Leonardus to sit on, kinda like box seats. (And we treat the animals in the back row at the top of the couch - like Stephen - as if they were sitting in balcony seats.)

Well, I hope you enjoyed that! And again, thanks for 300!