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Hello readers! If you looked at the title you know what this blog will initially is about. My first months of Minecraft and some of the stories that came along with it.
I joined the Minecraft community a bit late. Minecraft was in 1.2.4 and I heard about it from...my only friend, the internet. I'm just kidding the internet's not my only friend, I have a Wii too. Anyway's, after hearing about Minecraft's popularity I wanted to try it out. I bought it, downloaded it, and spawned in my first world, Hunderblunt... Shut up it's a creative name. After punching tree's and making some planks and sticks, I needed my first pickaxe. Unfortunately I had no idea how to make a crafting table. After doing a little bit of crying and a wiki search I learned that I was a moron. Which is exactly why I needed the internet to be my best friend. I built a shack that most professionals would call inefficient due to the use of logs instead of planks. It also had dirt. After my first terrifying night,(I just stayed in my hut and cried)I decided to make an even bigger hut. With a door. I learned how to make a sword and started exploring that night. Why I explored at night I don't know(I'm a moron remember)I just needed food so that was what I set out for. Man I was a thug that night, killin' chickens, killin' cows, killin' pigs, I killed anything that moved. Unluckily I got lost and was soon being chased by a spider into a lake. My computer started to lag due to me not knowing anything about render distances and looked a bit like some one took strobe lights and hooked them up all over the screen, you could have added dubstep and it would have been a music video. I then did a search with my friend internet and learned how to change render distances. I got back on, ran away from the spider, made it back to my house and ate some raw chicken. I then starved to death in my hut and had to respawn. I got sick of Minecraft for the day and decided to play on my Wii. But Wii refused to work because I spent to much time with internet that day.
If you liked this blog tell me in the comments and I'll make more.
Diamond and Favorite if you want!
~HUNDERBUNS
I joined the Minecraft community a bit late. Minecraft was in 1.2.4 and I heard about it from...my only friend, the internet. I'm just kidding the internet's not my only friend, I have a Wii too. Anyway's, after hearing about Minecraft's popularity I wanted to try it out. I bought it, downloaded it, and spawned in my first world, Hunderblunt... Shut up it's a creative name. After punching tree's and making some planks and sticks, I needed my first pickaxe. Unfortunately I had no idea how to make a crafting table. After doing a little bit of crying and a wiki search I learned that I was a moron. Which is exactly why I needed the internet to be my best friend. I built a shack that most professionals would call inefficient due to the use of logs instead of planks. It also had dirt. After my first terrifying night,(I just stayed in my hut and cried)I decided to make an even bigger hut. With a door. I learned how to make a sword and started exploring that night. Why I explored at night I don't know(I'm a moron remember)I just needed food so that was what I set out for. Man I was a thug that night, killin' chickens, killin' cows, killin' pigs, I killed anything that moved. Unluckily I got lost and was soon being chased by a spider into a lake. My computer started to lag due to me not knowing anything about render distances and looked a bit like some one took strobe lights and hooked them up all over the screen, you could have added dubstep and it would have been a music video. I then did a search with my friend internet and learned how to change render distances. I got back on, ran away from the spider, made it back to my house and ate some raw chicken. I then starved to death in my hut and had to respawn. I got sick of Minecraft for the day and decided to play on my Wii. But Wii refused to work because I spent to much time with internet that day.
If you liked this blog tell me in the comments and I'll make more.
Diamond and Favorite if you want!
~HUNDERBUNS
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