Random Minecraft Moment

So I was going to the park, suddenly I see a dog and yell out sparky! XD
My old dog in minecraft was named sparky so I automatically said it
Then another moment I was going to the store I was looking for some meats, I see porkchops and start laughing Pigu's gotta die sometime.

These moments were completly random! So I just thought i'd share them with you guys~ As well as a small story to go with.

I looked around.. it was cold... snow blanketed the ground from every corner. I looked to my left a small pig stood beside me nudging a sword close to me. Zombies enclosed on our position. I gripped the sword and swung slicing a zombie's head off and making it knock into 5 others.I almost fell off the cliff fighting them off. A person came up to me.. Admin Steve? :Ban: Reason: Hacking defense.
And that lads is how I got banned from legacy-craft.