So these are some random jokes and funny things I've heard and wanted to share them with you :)

7 facts about the world

1. You can't put soap in ur eyes

2. You can't count your hair

3. you can't breathe through your nose while your tonge is out

4. you just checked to see if its true

5. when you were checking you realized that it isn't true

6. when you were checking you also looked like a dog

7. You're now smiling because I fooled you





Lol, now, here is something that I think you might not know, read this out loud, if you are in a room with alot of people and don't wanna look stupid, just read in your head

you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you

you are so lazy you didn't read all the 'you's'



I'm sick of being an adult, if you need me, I'll be in my blanket fort, coloring



*petting le kitteh * SUDDEN CLAWS! FUUUUUUUUU---





Marshmallows can't fly...

... I can't fly

THEREFORE I AM A MARSHMALLOW :D



Toasters are like tanning beds for bread...



can I have two large medium pizzas... (uhuh).... thats it