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It’s me, your golden grinder.
“Hi there! I’m Jacob Waters. You must be Wyatt Cullen, right?” Said the new guy.
“Yes I am. I’m Spider-Goldie’s photographer” I told him. And I showed him my photos.
“How did you get all the way up there?” Asked Jacob.
“I missed the part where that’s your problem” I told him.
“Cullen! Waters! I want you both to be on the hunt for Spider-Goldie! Whichever one of you proves how much of a menace he is will get a thousand dollars!” Said Judah.
“That’s what your wife told me last night” I said.
I closed the vent someone left open, and heard someone take a picture of me. I turned around, and Jacob was there.
“Hey, man. I just wanted to say, I love the new look” said Jacob. I webbed the camera, and threw it at him with him falling down.
“See ya, chump” I said.
“Leticia Joy Swan is a pretty woman” read LJ.
“That’s ridiculous” I said.
“Easy on eyes, not ears, only the first row heard her” read LJ.
“Believe me, I know what it’s like” I said.
“This is about you, not me” said LJ.
“But the story’s called ‘Chad-Goldie 3’, not ‘Leticia Joy 3’” I said. She finally noticed the chad’s theme music I had on playing. P
“Would you turn that thing off?” Asked LJ. I went over, and turned up the volume higher.
LJ was about to sing, and I started playing the chad’s theme music on the piano.
“This is for me. Double time!” I said. As I was playing the chad’s theme music, all the chads were dancing.
“I bought myself some flowers” I said. LJ looked at me in discomfort.
“It’s not working” said LJ.
“Your iPad?” I asked.
“No, you and me” said LJ.
“I have a job, you don’t” I said.
“I fell in love with someone else, Wyatt!” Said LJ.
“Okay” I said. She left.
“Hi there! I’m Jacob Waters. You must be Wyatt Cullen, right?” Said the new guy.
“Yes I am. I’m Spider-Goldie’s photographer” I told him. And I showed him my photos.
“How did you get all the way up there?” Asked Jacob.
“I missed the part where that’s your problem” I told him.
“Cullen! Waters! I want you both to be on the hunt for Spider-Goldie! Whichever one of you proves how much of a menace he is will get a thousand dollars!” Said Judah.
“That’s what your wife told me last night” I said.
I closed the vent someone left open, and heard someone take a picture of me. I turned around, and Jacob was there.
“Hey, man. I just wanted to say, I love the new look” said Jacob. I webbed the camera, and threw it at him with him falling down.
“See ya, chump” I said.
“Leticia Joy Swan is a pretty woman” read LJ.
“That’s ridiculous” I said.
“Easy on eyes, not ears, only the first row heard her” read LJ.
“Believe me, I know what it’s like” I said.
“This is about you, not me” said LJ.
“But the story’s called ‘Chad-Goldie 3’, not ‘Leticia Joy 3’” I said. She finally noticed the chad’s theme music I had on playing. P
“Would you turn that thing off?” Asked LJ. I went over, and turned up the volume higher.
LJ was about to sing, and I started playing the chad’s theme music on the piano.
“This is for me. Double time!” I said. As I was playing the chad’s theme music, all the chads were dancing.
“I bought myself some flowers” I said. LJ looked at me in discomfort.
“It’s not working” said LJ.
“Your iPad?” I asked.
“No, you and me” said LJ.
“I have a job, you don’t” I said.
“I fell in love with someone else, Wyatt!” Said LJ.
“Okay” I said. She left.
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