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“Hey, LJ. Could I get a picture of the dinosaur fossil over there?” I asked. She came over.
“Sure thing! I’d love to!” Said LJ.
“Then move so I can see it” I said. She moved and I took the picture, and it was perfect.
“Hey, I’m gonna go out and grind” I said.
“Sure thing” said Dad.
Dad gave me a closed container of meatloaf, and a bottle of ketchup.
“Enjoy your dinner while it’s way better than what I made. I would enjoy my dinner more if we swapped, but I don’t want the meatloaf, because you deserve it” said dad.
“Why not give me your food so you deserve the meatloaf” I said.
“No, that’s fine. You deserve it” said Dad
“You know, only fools are Heros, Chad-Goldie. If you join me, you can have everything” said Max.
“But you torture innocents to make money. I make money to torture the guilty. We can’t work together” I asked.
“Pizza time” I said when I got to the counter.
“You’re 1 minute late. I’m not paying for those” said the counter manager.
“Then you’re not getting any pizzas” I said and left.
“Dr. Richards, I’d like you to meet Wyatt Cullen” said Grayson.
“Wyatt, I know you. You’re Dr. Collins’s student. He tells me you’re grinding a lot” said Tom.
“Well, I’ve always believed that girls are for the ones who lose their freedom. And I never lose anything” I said.
“Hi, Wyatt Cullen. My name’s Barry Allen. You’re unconscious right now, but I’m most likely gonna be in your future somehow. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Take my hand” said the figure. He held his hand out.
“Taking hands doesn’t pay the rent” I said. After that, I woke up.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to show everyone my latest invention. This will give everyone portable solar power. And it wouldn’t be possible without Grayson and Harold Northunder” said Tom.
“Maybe do this in a rural area instead of in the middle of the city” I said.
It’s me, your golden grinder.
“Hi there! I’m Jacob Waters. You must be Wyatt Cullen, right?” Said the new guy.
“Yes I am. I’m Spider-Goldie’s photographer” I told him. And I showed him my photos.
“How did you get all the way up there?” Asked Jacob.
“I missed the part where that’s your problem” I told him.
“Cullen! Waters! I want you both to be on the hunt for Spider-Goldie! Whichever one of you proves how much of a menace he is will get a thousand dollars!” Said Judah.
“That’s what your wife told me last night” I said.
I closed the vent someone left open, and heard someone take a picture of me. I turned around, and Jacob was there.
“Hey, man. I just wanted to say, I love the new look” said Jacob. I webbed the camera, and threw it at him with him falling down.
“See ya, chump” I said.
“Leticia Joy Swan is a pretty woman” read LJ.
“That’s ridiculous” I said.
“Easy on eyes, not ears, only the first row heard her” read LJ.
“Believe me, I know what it’s like” I said.
“This is about you, not me” said LJ.
“But the story’s called ‘Chad-Goldie 3’, not ‘Leticia Joy 3’” I said. She finally noticed the chad’s theme music I had on playing.
“Would you turn that thing off?” Asked LJ. I went over, and turned up the volume higher.
LJ was about to sing, and I started playing the chad’s theme music on the piano.
“This is for me. Double time!” I said. As I was playing the chad’s theme music, all the chads were dancing.
“I bought myself some flowers” I said. LJ looked at me in discomfort.
“It’s not working” said LJ.
“Your iPad?” I asked.
“No, you and me” said LJ.
“I have a job, you don’t” I said.
“I fell in love with someone else, Wyatt!” Said LJ.
“Okay” I said. She left.
“Sure thing! I’d love to!” Said LJ.
“Then move so I can see it” I said. She moved and I took the picture, and it was perfect.
“Hey, I’m gonna go out and grind” I said.
“Sure thing” said Dad.
Dad gave me a closed container of meatloaf, and a bottle of ketchup.
“Enjoy your dinner while it’s way better than what I made. I would enjoy my dinner more if we swapped, but I don’t want the meatloaf, because you deserve it” said dad.
“Why not give me your food so you deserve the meatloaf” I said.
“No, that’s fine. You deserve it” said Dad
“You know, only fools are Heros, Chad-Goldie. If you join me, you can have everything” said Max.
“But you torture innocents to make money. I make money to torture the guilty. We can’t work together” I asked.
“Pizza time” I said when I got to the counter.
“You’re 1 minute late. I’m not paying for those” said the counter manager.
“Then you’re not getting any pizzas” I said and left.
“Dr. Richards, I’d like you to meet Wyatt Cullen” said Grayson.
“Wyatt, I know you. You’re Dr. Collins’s student. He tells me you’re grinding a lot” said Tom.
“Well, I’ve always believed that girls are for the ones who lose their freedom. And I never lose anything” I said.
“Hi, Wyatt Cullen. My name’s Barry Allen. You’re unconscious right now, but I’m most likely gonna be in your future somehow. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Take my hand” said the figure. He held his hand out.
“Taking hands doesn’t pay the rent” I said. After that, I woke up.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to show everyone my latest invention. This will give everyone portable solar power. And it wouldn’t be possible without Grayson and Harold Northunder” said Tom.
“Maybe do this in a rural area instead of in the middle of the city” I said.
It’s me, your golden grinder.
“Hi there! I’m Jacob Waters. You must be Wyatt Cullen, right?” Said the new guy.
“Yes I am. I’m Spider-Goldie’s photographer” I told him. And I showed him my photos.
“How did you get all the way up there?” Asked Jacob.
“I missed the part where that’s your problem” I told him.
“Cullen! Waters! I want you both to be on the hunt for Spider-Goldie! Whichever one of you proves how much of a menace he is will get a thousand dollars!” Said Judah.
“That’s what your wife told me last night” I said.
I closed the vent someone left open, and heard someone take a picture of me. I turned around, and Jacob was there.
“Hey, man. I just wanted to say, I love the new look” said Jacob. I webbed the camera, and threw it at him with him falling down.
“See ya, chump” I said.
“Leticia Joy Swan is a pretty woman” read LJ.
“That’s ridiculous” I said.
“Easy on eyes, not ears, only the first row heard her” read LJ.
“Believe me, I know what it’s like” I said.
“This is about you, not me” said LJ.
“But the story’s called ‘Chad-Goldie 3’, not ‘Leticia Joy 3’” I said. She finally noticed the chad’s theme music I had on playing.
“Would you turn that thing off?” Asked LJ. I went over, and turned up the volume higher.
LJ was about to sing, and I started playing the chad’s theme music on the piano.
“This is for me. Double time!” I said. As I was playing the chad’s theme music, all the chads were dancing.
“I bought myself some flowers” I said. LJ looked at me in discomfort.
“It’s not working” said LJ.
“Your iPad?” I asked.
“No, you and me” said LJ.
“I have a job, you don’t” I said.
“I fell in love with someone else, Wyatt!” Said LJ.
“Okay” I said. She left.
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