Are you sick of the old splashes you always want them to be your own? Well you can! Just go into minecraft.jar, go to title and go on splashes and change what they say. Tell me if any problems occur. Also, try these funny ones(no pressure):

I edited this splash
A splash
My custom splash
hi
Your getting stalked
Get off minecraft
Why did you edit me?
I have [number of worlds you have] worlds
Bermudaboy suggested this
Bermudaboy made me
Get on the internet
go play multiplayer
[a reminder]

Have fun!